coffining 

The act of jumping on the hood of a vehicle causing damage to the vehicle. The person starts out either on the roof or on the street jumps up onto the hood of the vehicle holding his arms in the 19th century coffin pose. Sometimes people will encourage others to do so by yelling " coffin it ".

A person got thrown out of a party on Halloween and decided to coffin on the homeowners car and was shot and killed by the police in Springfield Massachusetts. This was coffining gone wrong.

coffining by LordViper January 4, 2016

Coffining 

Punishing someone who refuses to wear a mask by making them lie in an open coffin, or forcing them to dig graves for Covid-19 victims, if they refuse to pay a fine or to do community service, such as cleaning public toilets and acting as a scarecrow under the hot sun for hours.

Some couples, who aren’t scared of coffining, are deliberately not wearing a face mask, so that they’d have the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to get intimate inside a fake coffin.

Coffining by Fasters September 15, 2020

coffining 

A msn that needs to fuck my Pussy and get me pregnant,he never misses ever

Coffining is the definition of daddy

coffining by Coffiningisdaddy April 11, 2021

Iron Coffining

The act of putting your or other people's nail clippings inside a condom and using it during sex.

"Me and this girl decided to try out Iron Coffining but I didn't enjoy it."

Iron Coffining by Nail clipping enjoyer 46 January 11, 2026

coffinized 

The act or process of being put into a coffin.
Often used in gaming in place of "RIP" or "ripe"

Commonly used when someone dies or something tragic happens.

Man 1: "Squaddd, put em' in a coffin"
Man 2:"Shit man! He was just coffinized!"

coffinized by encrypted February 14, 2015

comfiening 

A derivative term first used by the editing scholar and founder of T3C, to show his confusion and lack of understanding of a basic task, but can also be used to show one's displeasure to sonar due to its negative impact on the environment

umm...maybe i'm comfiening

comfiening by Mekie People October 27, 2017

Coffeeing

To be enjoying coffee either alone or with someone. Taking time out to have coffee.

Hi Pete, sorry I'm late I was coffeeing with Holly.

Coffeeing by toroboy February 9, 2010