NEEDLEDICK BUGFUCKER

a guy whose penis size is so small and virtually nonexistent, that he uses a magnifying glass to locate his stem, and a tweezers to masturbate.

After 5 minutes into the sex act, his wife asked him, "Is it in, yet?"
From that point forward, he earned the name, "Needledick Bugfucker."

by weave September 09, 2003

leaf eater

an awkwardly tall person (from the notion that one is so tall that their head is high enough to graze the leaves on a tree.)

My boss was quite the leaf eater, 6' 6"
tall, and 275 pounds!

by weave March 17, 2003

X - Factor

an indescribable quality or something; something about a person that you cannot put your finger on; je ne sais quoi

I don't know what it is; she's not that pretty, but has this x-factor which makes her very hot.

by weave March 19, 2003

LIKE WALKING INTO A HUNGRY DOG FARM WEARING MEAT PANTS

to be eaten alive!

After staying out 'til 6 in the morning, I arrived home, only to be walking into a hungry dog farm wearing meat pants! I had to sustain the third degree for three hours as to where I'd been by my ever-so-trustful ball and chain.

by weave November 04, 2003

STOONAD/STUNAD

stupid, out of one's mind

You wanna challenge Mike Tyson to a bare-knuckled round of fisticuffs? Whaddaya, fuckin stoonad?

by weave November 08, 2003

CALLIMAMMAPYGIAN

A grandiose adjective used to describe when a woman possesses both the finest tits and ass known to mankind.

Callipygous (KAL-uh-PYE-gus), or its linguistic cousin, Callipygian (KAL-uh-PIJ-ee-in), describe a well-shaped, beautiful ass. Callicolpian (KAL-ih-KOHL-pee-in) is an adjective meaning, "beautiful tits." When you amalgamate the three, you come up with the unbeatable feminine combination of Callimammapygian.

There is nothing more fulfilling than a callimammapygian goddess gracing the cover of Sports Illustrated. Would ya concur?

by weave August 28, 2003

ONION BUTT

an ass so beautiful, it makes you cry.
(ass sliced onions do)
An ass that is so mesmerizing to look at that it gives you an instantaneous chubby.

Check out the onion butt on that slut!

by weave April 03, 2003