Definitions by weave

GOODER THAN GRITS

a phrase uttered by those inarticulate, cornbred-fed, finger-flippin', beer-sippin', gas-pumpin', tobacco-chewin',trailer-dwellin', inbred white trash that describes something that is great.

Mary Jo said that sex with her Uncle Clyde was gooder than grits.

GOODER THAN GRITS by weave September 20, 2003

LASK 

to be suffering from the Aztec Two Step;
afflicted with the "Green Apple Splatters," to have the 'shits,' or diarrhea.

I had to cancel my big date with Mary Jane Rottencrotch, due to the fact that I had been lasking all day. It was so bad, that it seemed like my ass was pissing through the eye of a needle.

LASK by weave September 20, 2003

PARBREAK 

to puke; toss one's cookies; to perform a technicolor yawn; yak; yuke, vomit.

After a night of reckless and uninhibited self-indulgence, I found myself parbreaking all over my car seat and steering wheel after leaving the saloon.

PARBREAK by weave September 20, 2003

NISUS 

the strenuous physical exertion, usually accompanied by some degree of grunting, while sitting on the hopper, and forcing out a stanky, steamy loaf.

This morning upon awakening, I ever-so-gingerly lowered my rompers, sat on the throne, and experienced some vein-popping nisus -- thought my fuckin' eyes were gonna pop out of my sockets!

NISUS by weave September 17, 2003

PHALLORHIKNOSIS

an unflattering condition a man experiences with old age -- shriveling and subsequent shrinkage of his schwantz.

I felt emasculated when I was afflicted with phallorhiknosis at age 21.

PHALLORHIKNOSIS by weave September 17, 2003

BDOLOTIC

displaying a propensity toward flatulatory episodes; prone to farting.

As I consumed the kidney beans, I became progressively more bdolotic as the night went on.

BDOLOTIC by weave September 17, 2003

PHYSAGOGUE 

(adjective): extremely windy or flatulent, as pertains to the emission of flatulatory vapors via the rectum.

After my girlfriend's visit to Taco Bell and consuming 4 cheese burritos and 2 cups of chili, she was, to say the least, formidably physagogue! She smelled worse than a shithouse door on a tuna boat!!

PHYSAGOGUE by weave September 17, 2003