Definitions by von groovy
the cave of no return
When one engages in anal sex who has not done it before. Once you've put a part of your body you are never the same again and there is no return to who you were before.
Kerry knew that once she allowed Hans to enter the cave of no return he and she would never be the same and their relationship will have transformed into something else.
the cave of no return by von groovy June 22, 2019
social "just us" glory whore
A person who only views social issues from their side and always tries to get all the attention for themselves and not the issue.
Ceci would not shut up about how the social injustice of racism negatively impacted her commute to work and how she has worked to make things better for everyone. She was viewed as a social "just us" glory whore by those she claimed to defend but refused to give a ride to on her way to work - she wouldn't let them in her car.
social "just us" glory whore by von groovy June 22, 2019
candybar bark
the sound a person makes when a frozen candybar is surprisingly shoved inside a delicate part of their body
Mandy was enjoying the latest Marvel movie when Albert slipped a Snicker through her shorts and out came the candybar bark!!
candybar bark by von groovy June 14, 2019
at least i'm not
The phrase people use when feeling bad about their life when ompared to their friend who is recognized as the loser of the crew.
at least i'm not by von groovy June 9, 2019
handtasy
Barry saw a hottie who smelled like raspberries and he looked at his right hand and knew a handtasy was happening.
handtasy by von groovy June 9, 2019
shunbathing
This is what happens when people wear poor fitting swimwear and they're really out of shape and instead of relaxing in some rays they're ridiculed by all who can see.
shunbathing by von groovy June 9, 2019