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erection

When your penis stands to attention. See boner, stiffy.
Thinking about my girlfriend always gives me an erection.
by urban pervert April 25, 2003
mugGet the erectionmug.

Blonde Pie

The best pie you'll ever eat.
by urban pervert March 18, 2003
mugGet the Blonde Piemug.

bumping tacos

An activity that lesbians do which is very fun to watch. Involves two females pressing their labias against each other and rocking back and forth to maximize their pleasure.
It was worth the $150 to watch two hot hookers bumping tacos while sucking my dick.
by urban pervert June 13, 2003
mugGet the bumping tacosmug.

COMEY

"Hey dude better not comey me".
by Urban pervert November 21, 2016
mugGet the COMEYmug.

PMS

Pre-Menstrual Syndrome

The woman's "time of the month" when her uterus sheds its lining because her monthly egg isn't fertilized and dies.

The worst time to be around a woman, because she becomes an irrational psycho bitch which froths at the mouth with rage and seeks to destroy anything which stands in her way.
I'd rather be in Hell than to be around a womsn with PMS.
by urban pervert March 3, 2003
mugGet the PMSmug.

vaginal fluid

Fluid that flows like honey from a woman's vagina when she's horny.
Sarah's vaginal fluid tasted like fresh sardines.
by urban pervert June 9, 2003
mugGet the vaginal fluidmug.

naughty

An adjective that describes a bad girl who needs to be punished (usually by fucking her), or a lady who wears tight, revealing clothing. Can also apply to a female who is into bondage.
The naughty demoness wore nothing but leather and lace during her reign of terror. But at least she was a hot babe.
by urban pervert August 26, 2003
mugGet the naughtymug.

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