tp's definitions

douche

Used in ghetto or gangster english to replace the common form "does she".

All I wanna know is, douche wanna have sex with me?

by TP August 29, 2003

world of warcraft

World of Warcraft, abbreviated WoW, is a computer game for losers who have absolutley no life. The only time WoW players see a real pussy in their life is when they come out of their mom's pussy at birth. The game is an addiction to those who play it, sometimes more addicting than drugs such as cocaine. WoW players spend 20 hours of their day playing this game. They never shower, and hardly ever eat and sleep. Anyone who plays this game is a retard who needs to get a damn life and the average IQ of the people in the world would jump dramatically if all of the WoW players were killed.

My roommate plays World of Warcraft constantly. He is failing all of his classes because WoW is more important than homework and studying to him. He never showers either and smells like shit.

by tp March 7, 2005

cum

the stuff that explodes out of a mans bell

oh shit!! i just sent my man chutney all over your face ....sweet

by TP September 17, 2003

pwim

a term used by nonces to talk about a ladies vage

u have a beutiful pwim pwim

by TP September 17, 2003

big knob

large penis, well endowed male of any species

"when the vicar showed me his big knob at the village fair, my eyes began to water."

by tp July 15, 2004

Shakeys

Breasts (also known as tits)

"I need to get a brand new bra for my shakeys!" :B

by TP March 2, 2004

axer

A female version of the ghetto word axe, used in ghetto or gangster english to replace "ask her"

Do me a favor, axer douche (Do-She) wanna bang me!

by TP August 29, 2003