tp's definitions

axer

A female version of the ghetto word axe, used in ghetto or gangster english to replace "ask her"

Do me a favor, axer douche (Do-She) wanna bang me!

by TP August 29, 2003

douche

Used in ghetto or gangster english to replace the common form "does she".

All I wanna know is, douche wanna have sex with me?

by TP August 29, 2003

ossio

1. To spend absoloutly no money.
2. Cheapest man alive

1. Go ahead and pay for 3 meals a day, don't be such an ossio
2. guy1- "why doesn't Ossio ever come out with us?"
guy2- "because he's the cheapest man alive...DUH!"

by TP September 2, 2003

honey buns

nickname my sexy-ass girlfriend has for me

Come gimme some lovin' honey buns!

by TP September 2, 2003

cum

the stuff that explodes out of a mans bell

oh shit!! i just sent my man chutney all over your face ....sweet

by TP September 17, 2003

pwim

a term used by nonces to talk about a ladies vage

u have a beutiful pwim pwim

by TP September 17, 2003

big knob

large penis, well endowed male of any species

"when the vicar showed me his big knob at the village fair, my eyes began to water."

by tp July 15, 2004