fecalpheliac

Anyone who is obsessed with everything pertaining to poop.

Someone who's life revolves around poop: smelling it, eating it, touching it, rubbing it on themselves, talking about it, slipping it into conversation occasionally to get a laugh but secretly salivating over the idea of it.

Did you her John make that joke about poop. He must be a fecalpheliac.

by Timothy July 08, 2004

fecal feed bag

a shitty diaper removed from a child's body and taped around the mouth to the back of the neck neck. Good for all day snacking or light grump munching.

Example 1: Is that baby choking on that fecal feed bag or does he always vomit brown shit.
Example 2: It's a nine hour drive everyone put on their fecal feed bag.

by Timothy July 18, 2004

puky meat

when a man is being orally satisfied and the cock sucker chokes on his dick and then pukes on said dick.

guy 1: will you give me puky meat and then suck on my puky meat.
guy 2: you bet! you slut

by Timothy July 14, 2004

scese

Christopher Papaleo

by Timothy August 21, 2003

puky teats

A discharge of an infected nipple will spray onto recipient and recipient will puke, thus puky teats

girl 1: I can't believe you gave me puky teats. Get the towel.
Girl 2: I just sucked on that nasty shit. I'm going to puke again...

by Timothy July 14, 2004

suckle

the act of sucking something constantly without letting go.

I washed my butt good will you suckle on my skin tube.

by Timothy August 03, 2004

The Mammary Man

A mythical man, cousin of The Sand Man, who has a reputation of sneaking into your bedroom while you sleep and slipping severed mammary glands and warm guts(mostly mammary glands) under your pillow. He jacks off onto your pillow by you mouth before he leaves.

Do you know the Mammary Man...Mammary Man...Mammary Man?

by Timothy July 14, 2004