Definitions by telephony

pitless

(When pertaining to cherries or other pit fruit): Having no seed (pit).

(When pertaining to a double arm amputee): Having no armpits. I mean think about it. With no arms, one cannot possibly have pits!

Sarah thought that those were Rainier cherries, but they were pitless.

pitless by Telephony July 22, 2015

A Spoonful of Medicine Helps the Sugar Go Down 

A parody of the song, "A Spoonful of Sugar" from a Mary Poppins movie.

♪ Just a... ♪
♪ Spoonful of medicine helps the sugar go down ♪
♪ The sugar go down-wown ♪
♪ The sugar go down ♪
♪ Just a spoonful of medicine helps the sugar go down ♪
♪ In a most delightful way ♪

A Spoonful of Medicine Helps the Sugar Go Down by Telephony July 1, 2015

Toliet Denver 

How some people might speak, write, or type the name of the musician, "John Denver".

I mean think about it. A john is another word for a toliet.

Hey, didjya hear that Toliet Denver was on the radio this morning? Something about him putting cake on the griddle instead of in the oven and something about playing a violin.

Toliet Denver by Telephony June 29, 2015

There's a Hole in the Bucket

A parody of the song, "If You're Happy and You Know It".

♫ There's a hole in the bucket clap your feet (THUD THUD), ♫
♫ There's a hole in the bucket clap your feet (THUD THUD), ♫
♫ There's a hole in the bucket you just wanna say o fuck it ♫
♫ There's a hole in the bucket clap your feet (THUD THUD)! ♫

♫ There's a hole in the bucket stomp your hands (SLAP SLAP), ♫
♫ There's a hole in the bucket stomp your hands (SLAP SLAP), ♫
♫ There's a hole in the bucket and you really wanna fuck it ♫
♫ There's a hole in the bucket stomp your hands (SLAP SLAP)! ♫

There's a Hole in the Bucket by Telephony June 24, 2015

the little bus

One of those stubby school buses, usually ridden by children with physical and/or mental disabilities and those pupils who have discipline issues and other problems where they are kept away from the "normal" students.
Please see retard bus.

Jimmy has to ride the little bus because he's a retard.

the little bus by Telephony June 14, 2015

say 

What many people speak or type when they really mean to speak or type the word, "read".

{Susie, on telephone with pawn shop}: This slip says that the due date is June 10.
{Pawnbroker, on other end of telephone}: That's funny, I don't hear it saying anything!

say by Telephony June 11, 2015

broken

When referring to a pet cat or dog that's been "fixed", they're actually broken. I mean, think about it...when a pet has its cunt cut out or has its nads chopped off, it is no longer capable of doing something that it was rather easily able to before -- that is, make kittens or puppies!

Yeah, Nikki has been broken; she got spayed approx. nine years ago and can no longer have little baby kitties.

broken by Telephony June 6, 2015