Definitions by telephony
I Changed the Garbage
♫ I changed the garbage, ♫
♫ And I took out the re-cy-cl-ing! ♫
♫ I changed the garbage, ♫
♫ And I took out the re-cy-cl-ing! ♫
♫ And I took out the re-cy-cl-ing! ♫
♫ I changed the garbage, ♫
♫ And I took out the re-cy-cl-ing! ♫
I Changed the Garbage by Telephony September 4, 2015
nasal tissue
What many people call facial tissue, such as Cleanax (Kleenex), Puffs, etc.
So called because it is usually used for blowing the nose; though on occasion they are used to wipe away eye boogers.
So called because it is usually used for blowing the nose; though on occasion they are used to wipe away eye boogers.
nasal tissue by Telephony August 26, 2015
Dr. Don'tlittle
Like Dr. Don'tlittle, I understand what the animals are saying.
To most people, it just sounds like a harmless quack or moo or bleat,
But I know, they're going to kill me in my sleep!
To most people, it just sounds like a harmless quack or moo or bleat,
But I know, they're going to kill me in my sleep!
Dr. Don'tlittle by Telephony August 10, 2015
I've Been Sitting on the Shitbowl
♫ I've been sitting on the shitbowl ♫
♫ All the live long day ♫
♫ I've been sitting on the shitbowl ♫
♫ Just to waste my time away ♫
♫ Don't you hear the pisser flushing ♫
♫ Sleep in so late in the morn ♫
♫ Can't you hear the restroom attendant yelling ♫
♫ Quick, get an air horn! ♫
♫ All the live long day ♫
♫ I've been sitting on the shitbowl ♫
♫ Just to waste my time away ♫
♫ Don't you hear the pisser flushing ♫
♫ Sleep in so late in the morn ♫
♫ Can't you hear the restroom attendant yelling ♫
♫ Quick, get an air horn! ♫
I've Been Sitting on the Shitbowl by Telephony August 6, 2015
pit shit
bugicide
Mark, be a dear and fetch me the bugicide please! There's a fucking cockroach in the douchewasher again!!!