ear pollution

Very similar to noise pollution; ear pollution is generally regarded as music that is audible to a listener who's taste in musical genres differs greatly from the music currently playing.

For example, a metal song (such as by Anthrax or Metallica) playing within earshot of a listener of adult contemporary or country western music playing rather loudly when the listener is a metalhead would be considered by that listener as ear pollution.
Turn that gosh darn-diddly-arn ear pollution down willya?!? I'm trying to get some Kenny Rogers in over here!!!
by Telephony May 03, 2016
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pissbottle

pissbottle {pronounced, "PĬS'bŏtl"} (n.)
One of those plastic lidded urinal jugs that you often see in hospitals & nursing homes. Sometimes sold through consumer medical catalogues under such names as JOHN, JANE, FEMINATOR, etc.
{Mark} Hey Martha, can you please hand me the pissbottle next to the bed?
{Martha} Fuck off Mark, why don't you just toddle right over to the toilet and pass micturition like a grown-up!
by Telephony June 22, 2014
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This is simply the year 2019.
When viewed from above, it does look like twenty stick-seriously-fracked-up-stick.
(From a video description of a drone's aerial video on YouTube)

Flight took place in the airspace over Nowell Ave. in Juneau AK. USA at 1:46pm PST on 02-21-19 (or, "2019 21 Feb." or even, "February 21, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).

Weather conditions at flight time were mostly sunny, temperature was 18°F (-7.8°C), and winds measured with my "rotten garter snake poddy* yellow" portable "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were from the NNW at 2.40ph (3.86kph) at the surface and aloft.
by Telephony February 10, 2019
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A polite way of saying the phrase, "lying sack of shit"; it can be used in typed text or spoken.
You claim that Linda stuffs Scottowels down the can?!?
Why Josh, you untruthful flexible container of feces!!!
by Telephony May 04, 2013
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didgeridon't

People who hate the sound that a didgeridoo makes call it a didgeridon't.
I fucking hate that cocksucking didgeridon't being "played" by the dock! Sounds like a motherfucking wounded elephant trying to give birth!!! :-(
by Telephony September 12, 2016
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pee you!!!

Used as an exclamation when you encounter something (or somebody) that stinks to high heaven.
Pee you!!! This milkshake really reeks!!!
by Telephony December 19, 2011
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cremé

Something with a creamy texture, but not a dairy product.
Wow, those Safeway brand chocolate cremé pies are to die for!!!
by Telephony September 07, 2013
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