Expression uttered by George Carlin. Technically a person would rather leave a shit than take one.
Alfie said, "Hey I'm gonna go take a shit in your restroom"

George said, "You better not take one of mine!"

Why would you want to take a shit?!?!

If anything you want to leave a shit.

-George Carlin
by alfienukka February 25, 2009
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