Definitions by telephony

The Shampoo Killer 

Somebody who pisses into bottles of shampoo, thus ruining them.

John Grass uranated into bottles of shampoo (thus converting them into shampee) at the Juneau Receiving Home in the very early-1980s, and subsequently earned the nickname "The Shampoo Killer".

The Shampoo Killer by Telephony October 21, 2010

piddle wingless hymenoptera 

This is a nice way of saying "piss ant".

Joe from Juneau is such a big piddle wingless hymenoptera! I really hope he has a efilnikufesin (Nice Fuckin' Life)!!!

piddle wingless hymenoptera by Telephony September 26, 2010

piddle opposite of "on" 

A nice way of saying "piss off".
Works better when written or typed vs. spoken.

Piddle opposite of "on", piddle wingless hymenoptera

(means "piss off, piss ant")

piddle opposite of "on" by Telephony September 26, 2010

Pyst off 

Very angry at somebody or something; it means the same (and is pronounced the same) as "pissed off".

Man I was so pyst off at that bunghole for stealing my towels out of the dryer at the laundromat!!!

Pyst off by Telephony September 23, 2010

Hose down 

To shoot somebody with a gun; shooting in such a manner that the target is either dead as a doorknob or unable to walk away.

Did you hear that Bernie in Seattle got hosed down last week?

I so want to hose down that dumb stupid enemabag, but I don't want to go to jail.

Hose down by Telephony September 14, 2010