Definitions by telephony
piss wiss football
What some people might call pee wee football -- that is, a football program designed for children ages 5 to 15.
So Lee is going to play piss wiss football this year huh? Well good luck with that! Lee has always been shitty at sports!!!
piss wiss football by Telephony May 10, 2015
Sacred Chalice of Rixx
This is a chalice mentioned several times on the TV program, "Star Trek: The Next Generation"; it comes from the planet Betazed. It has been described as, "...an old clay pot with mould growing inside it".
The word, "Rixx" is pronounced as though it were spelled, "reeks".
The word, "Rixx" is pronounced as though it were spelled, "reeks".
{Lwaxana Troi}: I am the daughter of the Fifth House of Betazed, heir to the Holy Rings of Betazed and the holder of the Sacred Chalice of Rixx!
Sacred Chalice of Rixx by Telephony May 8, 2015
synthetic whistling
Not all dissimilar to synthetic clapping, synthetic birds, synthetic finger popping, etc.
It is the sound of human whistling created solely by synthesizer hardware or computer software synthesis. Most frequently heard on TV commercials for various & sundry household products; especiall.
No actual lips are injured or otherwise harmed when synthetic whistling is employed.
It is the sound of human whistling created solely by synthesizer hardware or computer software synthesis. Most frequently heard on TV commercials for various & sundry household products; especiall.
No actual lips are injured or otherwise harmed when synthetic whistling is employed.
The Take Control margarine advertisement from the turn of the century had this horrid synthetic whistling in it. Made me want to throw a large tub of frozen Gold & Soft margarine right through my TV set's boob tube and then suck up all of the glass with a bagged upright vaccume cleaner so that the cat doesn't cut her paws on it! :-(
synthetic whistling by Telephony May 8, 2015
pussy cleaner
{Marge}: Hey Virgil, can you be a dear and go get me the pussy cleaner please? My coochie reeks a bit today.
{Virgil}: Sure thing honey, you know I hate it when your flower smells like fish!
{Virgil}: Sure thing honey, you know I hate it when your flower smells like fish!
pussy cleaner by Telephony May 6, 2015
I/O
When referencing a pet, this term stands for Indoor/Outdoor.
That is, a dog or cat that spends as much time outside as it spends inside.
That is, a dog or cat that spends as much time outside as it spends inside.
Candy is our new I/O cat -- she sleeps outside at night but comes in the house to play with our other kitties during the day.
piss ant
Any of a number of ants that can be found indoors. So-named because they make your fingers smell like micturition (piss) when you squish them. The odour comes primarily from formic acid in the insect's body that is released when you kill it by smashing it between your fingers or squish it between your finger and a wall, sink, floor, etc.
synthetic finger popping
The sound of somebody popping their fingers, created solely by synthesizer hardware or computer software synthesis -- not all unlike how synthetic clapping, synthetic cans, synthetic car horns, etc. are produced.
Kat McSnatch's song, "I Don't Like You" is terrific, but it would be even better if it had synthetic finger popping it instead of real finger popping.
synthetic finger popping by Telephony April 30, 2015