telephony's definitions

STP

Simply put: the acronym for Soggy Toliet Paper.
It is *** NOT*** the motor oil additive that makes your car motor run better!

Don't use that end stall!!! It has STP in it!!!

by Telephony June 1, 2015

lamerz

How a lamer might spell the word, "lamers"

{Seen in the scroll text of an Abyss demo on the Commodore 64 computer in the late-1980s}:

A ? TO EVERYONE: ONLY A FAGGOT WOULD REPLACE THE "S" WITH THE "Z" .. EX. WARES AND WAREZ. LAMERS AND LAMERZ. WHAT IS YOUR GUY'S GAY INCEST WITH THE "Z" KEY?

by Telephony June 5, 2015

broken

When referring to a pet cat or dog that's been "fixed", they're actually broken. I mean, think about it...when a pet has its cunt cut out or has its nads chopped off, it is no longer capable of doing something that it was rather easily able to before -- that is, make kittens or puppies!

Yeah, Nikki has been broken; she got spayed approx. nine years ago and can no longer have little baby kitties.

by Telephony June 6, 2015

say

What many people speak or type when they really mean to speak or type the word, "read".

{Susie, on telephone with pawn shop}: This slip says that the due date is June 10.
{Pawnbroker, on other end of telephone}: That's funny, I don't hear it saying anything!

by Telephony June 11, 2015

the little bus

One of those stubby school buses, usually ridden by children with physical and/or mental disabilities and those pupils who have discipline issues and other problems where they are kept away from the "normal" students.
Please see retard bus.

Jimmy has to ride the little bus because he's a retard.

by Telephony June 14, 2015

There's a Hole in the Bucket

A parody of the song, "If You're Happy and You Know It".

♫ There's a hole in the bucket clap your feet (THUD THUD), ♫
♫ There's a hole in the bucket clap your feet (THUD THUD), ♫
♫ There's a hole in the bucket you just wanna say o fuck it ♫
♫ There's a hole in the bucket clap your feet (THUD THUD)! ♫

♫ There's a hole in the bucket stomp your hands (SLAP SLAP), ♫
♫ There's a hole in the bucket stomp your hands (SLAP SLAP), ♫
♫ There's a hole in the bucket and you really wanna fuck it ♫
♫ There's a hole in the bucket stomp your hands (SLAP SLAP)! ♫

by Telephony June 24, 2015

Toliet Denver

How some people might speak, write, or type the name of the musician, "John Denver".

I mean think about it. A john is another word for a toliet.

Hey, didjya hear that Toliet Denver was on the radio this morning? Something about him putting cake on the griddle instead of in the oven and something about playing a violin.

by Telephony June 29, 2015