An admonishment given to males with bad aim while passing micturition (pissing) into a regular sit-down toliet bowl.
by Telephony June 15, 2014

John Grass uranated into bottles of shampoo (thus converting them into shampee) at the Juneau Receiving Home in the very early-1980s, and subsequently earned the nickname "The Shampoo Killer".
by Telephony October 21, 2010

Far, far worse than a regular milksop; the pathetic cringing little milksop is not only an unmanly man, he may also be a whining little faggot, a crying sore loser, a truly pussywhipped man, a wholly dickwhipped woman, or other assorted wastoid.
Jake is such a pathetic cringing little milksop it ain't even funny -- the little bitch whines about anything and everything. He is truly an oxygen thief.
by Telephony December 17, 2011

A fake, phoney-bologna jingle sung to the tune of the Glade Spin-Fresh air deodouriser jingle.
The phrase, "plug it up" is how one would say, "plug it in" in the UK.
The phrase, "plug it up" is how one would say, "plug it in" in the UK.
♫Freshness with a fuck,♫
♫Plug it up plug it up!♫
The phrase, "plug it up" is how one says, "plug it in" in the UK.
♫Plug it up plug it up!♫
The phrase, "plug it up" is how one says, "plug it in" in the UK.
by Telephony July 13, 2017

A yellow photographic / videographic lens filter, making the entire scene look as though somebody had urinated all over the place -- on people, walls, furniture, plants -- I mean EVERYTHING!
by Telephony November 05, 2017

by Telephony April 09, 2013

{Scott}: Hey Aaron, can you move that board off the lawn please?
Aaron}: Sure Scott, no perspiration!
Aaron}: Sure Scott, no perspiration!
by Telephony March 12, 2022
