teddy's definitions

Sploosh

When a Brust of Cum exploes from the head of the penis

omg he use Splooshed all over my pumas!

kill that nigga!

by Teddy July 13, 2004

Scoutface

The alias of an especially prominent Counter-Strike:Source player. Origins of the word are highly mysterious and unknown. Seriously.

"Scoutface is so good. You have no idea."

by Teddy April 7, 2005

colon shifter

The mechanism by which Nitro Lew shifts his car. Involves inserting special modified shift knob into rectum.

Nitro Lew sure is slow to change gears, maybe if he could power shift with the colon shifter he would be half fast.

by Teddy April 10, 2005

its spicy

really spicy hot fries that make ur mouth burn in the bathroom while skippin classes

its spppppiicccyyyyyy

by teddy May 24, 2004

Grimance

Someone who happens to be particularly unattractive, normally (but not exclusively) due to physical features.

He's a right grimance - i'd keep away if I were you!

by Teddy June 16, 2004

elfdickism

when you are born with an elf like penis

oh sh@T dude u have elfdickism

by teddy October 27, 2003

Paro

Synonym for "attractive."

"He's definitely a Paro."

by Teddy April 7, 2005