ted's definitions

Spongebobbist

noun
1. Someone who buys all their clothes at Hot Topic or the Gap, listens to bands like Good Charlotte, and most importantly, loves trendy shows like Spongebob and Invader Zim.
2. Someone who has the same style of humor in shows like Spongebob and Invader Zim.

see also: Spongebob Invader Zim Hot Topic

"Man, that kid's so fucking stupid. He's such a spongebobbist."

"All these girls nowadays are spongebobbists! When am I ever gonna meet a cool chick?"

by Ted December 2, 2003

LUD4

LuDa5525: ballsack

LuDa5525: ballsack

by Ted September 18, 2003

yu wang

A fat ugly beast who squirts and is uptight about everything. Uses baby talk to communicate desires. Created from pure evil and can only be destroyed in an icy tundra. Often referred to simply as "The Wang."

Yu Wang is sucks.
The Wang sucks grits.

by ted January 21, 2004

sauced

sauced: to be so drunk all you can think about is how drunk you are

i was supremely sauced at the party

by Ted October 6, 2004

Ring Warrior

A male who has the urge to insert is penis into the rectum of another male

That bloke with the plucked eyebrows and stiff walk is a ring warrior.

by Ted October 31, 2003

giggle shit

When you laugh so hard, you shit yourself. Giggle Shits (plural): When people around you discover that you've shit yourself from laughing too hard and they, in turn, shit themselves from laughing too hard at you having shit yourself.

"Quit making me laugh or I'll giggle shit myself!"

by Ted January 14, 2004

punangnang

A classy word for pussy.

Can I inspect your punangnang?

by ted March 12, 2004