terd

Coiler, floater, or a piece of sh**!
Ussualy smelly. Brown or greenish brown whitnuts ocasionally
My dog left a coiler in the backyard.
by ted August 31, 2003
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MAAAAAAH

Smilar to what a duck would say, you can find this interjected almost anywhere in a sentace. Popular among jews from Long Island.
I got a new pair of yellow corderoys MAAAAAAH.
by ted March 23, 2007
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Dual Square

a word use by my crew when we about to stealizzle
Yo my nizzle lets go and dual square that shizzle
by ted December 06, 2004
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Vanderbilt

That university in Nashville Tennessee. Where everyone wears polo shirts with the collars popped, guys have seersucker shorts and flip flops and girls miniskirts and Ugg boots or flip flops. Where the frats and sororities reign supreme. Where drunkeness is expected. Where your social status as a freshman is determined by whether you live in Branscomb or Kissam. Where there are more rival fans than Vandy fans at football games. Where everyone is too rich and spoiled to give a crap about the world.
Vanderbilt is tres prep.
by Ted May 06, 2005
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kant

A german philosopher from the 1700s, Immanuel Kant pontificated at length about what people should do. Manny derived the law of universalizability, which states if something can be applied universally, it must be good. Manny also claimed that we can never know the true motivations of our actions, which only muddles ethical theory and provides an excuse for unethical conduct.
In Kantian ethics, lying to save someone's life is morally wrong, as lying cannot be universalized.
by Ted January 27, 2005
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pelavator

The bad background music in all porn-o's.
Ted, is that Kenny G. pelevator music turning you on, too?
by Ted April 21, 2003
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SMDB

Ted, SMDB. Im playing Grand Theft Auto and eating Ice cream.
by ted April 28, 2005
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