hammerd

hammerd: To have a bit of hard A and a bunch of beer aka perfectly drunk

i was so hammerd i thought she was a prostetute

by Ted October 06, 2004

ramz

Some Phaaaaat Assssss rims

Yo homey G Mack-a-daddy pop, i got me some 400 inch raaaaaamz!

by ted November 27, 2004

DaBaDoo

secret code in which a man is asking a woman for oral sex

psst---psst...hey Do Ya Wanna DabaDoo??

by Ted April 07, 2005

giggle shit

When you laugh so hard, you shit yourself. Giggle Shits (plural): When people around you discover that you've shit yourself from laughing too hard and they, in turn, shit themselves from laughing too hard at you having shit yourself.

"Quit making me laugh or I'll giggle shit myself!"

by Ted January 14, 2004

slurking

This is what I was told back in High School. It's when 2 men have anal sex and then one man cums up the other guy's ass. Then that guy who came sucks the cum back out the ass with a straw. Hmm.

Ted and Fred love to slurk each other.

by Ted April 22, 2003

dinner plates

spinners on a ryde that take up the entire rim space unable to see the actual rim behind spinner spinners

you mayng,check dem dinner plates on that 84 cut,dem thangz match the color of da car!

by Ted April 02, 2005

jonk

junk, stuff

Tha jonk is tight!

by Ted April 11, 2003