tartanbeastie's definitions

timmy wagon

the vehicle used by timmy's and retards.. usually motorised

check out the mongles timmy wagon

by tartanbeastie February 14, 2004

pillow biter

same as turd burglar, someone who takes part in anal sex

think about it!!!

by tartanbeastie February 8, 2004

tatterwallops

aberdonian/doric word for pish flaps or pussy curtains

bloody hell mate did you see the tatterwallops on her

by tartanbeastie February 16, 2004

turbo timmy

the user of a timmy wagon
sometimes known to have souped up wagons with spokey dokeys and reflectors lights etc even go faster stripes

stephen hawkins

by tartanbeastie February 8, 2004

pig squeal

the noise made when you get your ring piece rogered by a big retarded inbred banjo playing shit-kicker

you got a real purdy mouth you lil pig squealer.. open up and pray on this

by tartanbeastie February 13, 2004

fartleberry

the small shitlets fired out with a good fart.

oops there goes another one

by tartanbeastie February 15, 2004

pig squealer

someone on the receiving end of anal sex male or female

as in deliverence... " you gonna squeal for me boy" thats it squeal like a piggy

by tartanbeastie February 8, 2004