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Christian: "Where did Steve go? Where is he?"
Joe: "Why'd you have to go fuck HIM up for?"
Christian: "It was nothing. There was no reason for any of it."
Joe: "Oh, pucky! You had it out for him since day one. Now if you wanna know where he is, I wanna know why."
by stockman09 January 23, 2011
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verb. An expression one jokingly says to a friend, referring to his habits of masturbation.
Steve: "Man, there's nothing going on tonight. I think I'm just gonna stay in."
Billy: "You gonna stay home, pop in a couple of porns and spank the clit?"
Steve: "Is there something wrong with that?!"
by stockman09 November 10, 2010
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(noun) The amount of effort one has to put forth while taking a dump. The more constipated, the higher the squeeze factor.
Joe (after coming out of the bathroom): "Yo brozay, what's on tv?"
Bill: "Yo, you just missed two shows. Wtf were you doing in there anyway. Are you ok?"
Joe: "Yeah, man. I'm a little uh....how shall we say, backed up. There was a high squeeze factor involved in that dump."
by stockman09 January 21, 2010
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Pertaining to either a blue-collar or white-collar worker who feels he's trapped in the body of the other.....
Alex: "Brozay, why are you moving away from the city and to the sticks? You're a Wall Street man."
Mo: "I don't know, brozay. I'm just feelin' so trans-collared; I wanna hang with the common folk. Much more down to earth."
by stockman09 July 31, 2008
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To be a white or blue-collared worker who feels trapped in the world of the other
Steve: "Brozay, why are you moving to the Poconos? The Wall Street lifestyle around here seems to suit you a lot better."
Dan: "Nah, not really. It's all show and airs and one-upmanship around here...I feel trans-collared, man. I'm basically a down to earth kind of guy trapped in a white-collared society."
by stockman09 September 24, 2008
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Joe: "Yo dude, did you smack that chick for lying to you about her cell being lost?"
Nick: "No man, I couldn't. She was truthing it. I called up Verizon and checked up on her ass."
by stockman09 August 13, 2007
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Acronym for Tournament Tough, referring to someone who's mentally strong at what he does.
Peter: "You have a tough draw. You think you'll beat the first seed in the tennis tournament, brozay?"
Carl: "Of course. No one's TT like I am."
by stockman09 December 23, 2010
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