urbandictionaried

To have submitted and been approved for publication by urbandictionary.com

Tom: "Yo shitface, I just thought of a great word for urbandictionary.com. -"broesy"
Bill: "Get fukkin' real. I urbandictionaried that weeks ago."

by stockman09 July 07, 2007

face

To receive an "F" as a grade. As receiving an "A" is referring to as an ace, receiving an "F" is referred to as a face.

Nick: "Holy shit, brozay, I think i really fukked up that test."
Joe: "You passed though, right?"
Nick: "Dude, I don't know...I think I might've faced that shit."

by stockman09 January 05, 2008

teaming

To partner with in a competitive event. Also can be teamin'.

The tennis tournament was coming up and Alex and I were teaming.

by stockman09 June 14, 2007

erect as a 5 a.m. penis

adj. Describing something that is very straight or stiff, or someone standing that way.

Tennis instructor: "Evan, you have to bend your knees on that shot!"
Evan: "What, I'm not getting down low enough?"
Tennis instructor: "Low enough? You're as erect as a 5 a.m. penis."

by stockman09 November 19, 2010

spank the clit

verb. An expression one jokingly says to a friend, referring to his habits of masturbation.

Steve: "Man, there's nothing going on tonight. I think I'm just gonna stay in."
Billy: "You gonna stay home, pop in a couple of porns and spank the clit?"
Steve: "Is there something wrong with that?!"

by stockman09 November 11, 2010

fixer-downer

Real estate term referring to a house so dilapidated that even fixing it UP wouldn't make it attractive.

Amelia: "I'm sending you a listing of a fixer-upper. It needs a lot of work but the price is good and so is the location."
Bob (upon receiving the listing): "You've gotta be kidding me, Amelia. Looks more like a fixer-downer to me. Take another gander."

by stockman09 December 19, 2007

under the weather upstairs

Euphemism for stupid; unintelligent

Ryan: "Jesus, who's that chick you were with the other night? I sure would like to pound that pussy."
Nikko: "Yeah, she's hot, for sure, but she's a little...how shall we say.... "under the weather upstairs".

by stockman09 November 11, 2007