stockman09's definitions

cace

To receive a "C" as a grade....as receiving an "A" is referred to as an ace, a "C" is a cace.

Ron: "Shit, mofoesy, I didn't do that well on that test."
Jim: "You didn't ace it, brozay?"
Ron (laughing): "You kidding? No way. I'm lucky if I caced it."

by stockman09 January 13, 2008

ATH

noun. Acronym for All Time High. References one's account, usually a brokerage account, in which one's equity has reached its highest level.

Phil: "Mo, I think my account reached an ATH today."
Mo: "What'd you expect, brozay? Stick me me and you'll be trading on the beaches of the Carribean, being fed grapes by the most voluptuous women around."

by stockman09 March 1, 2010

under the weather upstairs

Euphemism for stupid; unintelligent

Ryan: "Jesus, who's that chick you were with the other night? I sure would like to pound that pussy."
Nikko: "Yeah, she's hot, for sure, but she's a little...how shall we say.... "under the weather upstairs".

by stockman09 December 5, 2007

mofoesy

A friendly or joking way to refer to someone as a mother fucker. "Mofoesy" removes any element of anger associated with the word "mofo". This term can only be taken by the receiver in a light-hearted manner. Whereas one might nickname a friend named "Jones" as "Jonesy" the same kind of affability applies when substituting mofoesy for mofo.

"yo mofoesy, what you up to?"

by stockman09 June 27, 2007

fold and reuse

While in the midst of wiping one's tush after defecating, the act of wiping, then folding the toilet tissue over to reuse it.

Brian: "Man, I was taking a dump in the school bathroom the other day...and it wasn't a very good one. I was wiping and wiping and wiping and still had to wipe more but I was running low on toilet paper."
Joe: "What'd you do....fold and reuse?"
Brian: "Uh YEAAAAAH.....did I have any other choice?!"

by stockman09 March 3, 2008

piped up

When one's arms are particularly large; the muscular state of one's arms after a workout....Derived from the word "pipes", referring to the arms.

Sean: "Shiiiiit, I gotta wrestle Dan next week in the sectionals."
Max: "No easy task there, dude. Saw him last week. I don't know if he'd just come from the gym or what, but that mofo was all piped up."

by stockman09 August 20, 2007

brosay

A more familiar and friendly way of calling someone "bro". Broesy, brozay, and brosay can be used pretty interchangeably as the derivations are the same - all stem from bro. "Brosay" can only be used when getting the attention of or addressing someone with whom you're friendly, whereas "bro" can be used more broadly (in a friendly or non-friendly way). A combination of the spelling of broesy and brozay, its subtelty is recognized only by the most picayune of spellers

"brosay, that guy really hooked you on calls that match."
"damn, brosay, you looked so fukkin twisted last night. Was that you pissing out the bus window?"

by stockman09 June 27, 2007