popping corn

farting; releasing gas in small bursts in a short amount of time

Joe's butt (in the middle of the night): "rip...rip....rip....rip...."
Bill: "Dude, I'm trying to sleep...would you stop popping corn over there?"

by stockman09 March 21, 2008

how seventh grade

Phrase referring to the immaturity of another's statement, used as a put down.

Nick (to geek): "I didn't realize geeks smoked weed..."
Geek (to Nick, as a comeback): "I didn't realize fairies were so judgmental..."
Nick: "Fairies? Ohhhh....how seventh grade..."

by stockman09 October 15, 2007

can't argue with who knows

Response to someone's statement of "who knows".

Kevin: "Wow, your son sure has his pick of colleges. Where do you think he'll end up?"
Billy: "Probably one of the Ivy Leagues. But who knows."
Kevin: "Can't argue with who knows."

by stockman09 January 02, 2010

storyshop

Verb. To embellish a story to make it seem more interesting. Similar to what is done to photos, when they are photoshopped.

Tom: "Hey Joe, are you going to tell people how you almost caught that 20 lb. fish while you were on vacation?"
Joe: "Ah, I was thinking about it, but it's not that great of a story."
Tom: "No, problem, Why not just storyshop it and make it a 200 lb. fish?"

by stockman09 July 29, 2012

price liar

noun. A person who lies about the price at which he purchased or sold a stock, thereby inflating his profits. Done for the purpose of boasting to others.

Kelsey: "Wow, I sold my ABC today and got 14.50 for it."
Andrea: "You're such a price liar, Kelso. You know you only got 14.25. Rude."
Kelsey: "Uh, I'm not lying...I see we have a situation here."

by stockman09 June 08, 2010

mofoesy

A friendly or joking way to refer to someone as a mother fucker. "Mofoesy" removes any element of anger associated with the word "mofo". This term can only be taken by the receiver in a light-hearted manner. Whereas one might nickname a friend named "Jones" as "Jonesy" the same kind of affability applies when substituting mofoesy for mofo.

"yo mofoesy, what you up to?"

by stockman09 June 05, 2007

rappathetic

adj. The monotonous, unnatural, and PATHETIC use of rap while having a conversation with another

Alex: "So what's been going on?"
Payam: "I be tossin', enforcin', my style is awesome
I'm causin more Family Feuds than Richard Dawson
And the survey said - you're dead
Fatal flying guillotine chops off your fuckin' head"
Kevin: "Yo, stfu with that rappathetic shit already, brozay. You're givin' me a headache."

by stockman09 September 25, 2008