54 definitions by stockman09

buttockals

The buttocks. The fleshy, cushiony, and sexually stimulating protrusions on both the male and female backsides, strategically located between the lower back and the hamstrings.

Daneesha: "Hey girl, check out mah man, Raj. Dag, that nigga's got some buttockals..."
Kaneesha: "I'm feelin' you, baby. Only person on this damn earth with finer ones is Serena...."

by stockman09 August 10, 2007

defriend-happy

adj. Someone who, with the SLIGHTEST provocation, defriends someone on facebook, myspace, etc.

Josh: "Soc, why did you defriend me on Facebook?"
Soc: "I didn't like that you had a dream about my sister. Plus, I heard you didn't like my tie."
Josh: "Wow, you're more fucked up than i thought. You're really defriend-happy if those were your reasons."

by stockman09 January 22, 2011

e-deaf

When one does not respond to another's email or to any kind of online chat.

Dan: "Brozay, what's up? I've emailed you like four times and you don't respond. What are you, fuckin' e-deaf?"
Nick: "Ah, sorry dude. Been busy lately, and I'm spread really thin."

by stockman09 September 22, 2007

verbal volleyball

To argue back and forth with another, lobbing insults while doing so.

Nick: "Mary, we fucked, but I never promised you anything more, so stop being such a cunt."
Mary: "You're nothing but a two-timing low-life sign maker, Nick."
Nick: "If you want to continue this game of verbal volleyball, it'll have to be later, honey. I've gotta get to a meeting."

by stockman09 October 30, 2007

piped up

When one's arms are particularly large; the muscular state of one's arms after a workout....Derived from the word "pipes", referring to the arms.

Sean: "Shiiiiit, I gotta wrestle Dan next week in the sectionals."
Max: "No easy task there, dude. Saw him last week. I don't know if he'd just come from the gym or what, but that mofo was all piped up."

by stockman09 August 16, 2007