54 definitions by stockman09
noun. A person who lies about the price at which he purchased or sold a stock, thereby inflating his profits. Done for the purpose of boasting to others.
Kelsey: "Wow, I sold my ABC today and got 14.50 for it."
Andrea: "You're such a price liar, Kelso. You know you only got 14.25. Rude."
Kelsey: "Uh, I'm not lying...I see we have a situation here."
Andrea: "You're such a price liar, Kelso. You know you only got 14.25. Rude."
Kelsey: "Uh, I'm not lying...I see we have a situation here."
by stockman09 June 8, 2010
The more familiar way to call someone "bro." Broesy is only to be used in a friendly way, whereas bro can be used to get someone's attention.
Broesy is to bro as Jonesy is to Jones.
Broesy is to bro as Jonesy is to Jones.
"yo broesy, great fuckin party last night!"
"I thought we were tight, broesy, what up with that shit?"
"I thought we were tight, broesy, what up with that shit?"
by stockman09 June 5, 2007
Jimmy, upon entering the family room where Alex is watching tv: "Alex, did you finish that homework?"
Alex (annoyed at being interrupted while watching Lost): "Dad! Respect the tv, huh?"
Alex (annoyed at being interrupted while watching Lost): "Dad! Respect the tv, huh?"
by stockman09 May 12, 2008
verb bratsit, bratsitting. To babysit for someone who's a brat. Similar to babysitting, but limited to brats.
Gennady: "Socrates, are you bratsitting for Kev tonite?"
Socrates: "Yeah, the only thing that seems to keep that kid quiet is money."
Socrates: "Yeah, the only thing that seems to keep that kid quiet is money."
by stockman09 July 22, 2010
To receive a "D" as a grade. As receiving an "A" is referred to as an ace, a "D" is referred to as a dace.
by stockman09 January 5, 2008
(noun) The amount of effort one has to put forth while taking a dump. The more constipated, the higher the squeeze factor.
Joe (after coming out of the bathroom): "Yo brozay, what's on tv?"
Bill: "Yo, you just missed two shows. Wtf were you doing in there anyway. Are you ok?"
Joe: "Yeah, man. I'm a little uh....how shall we say, backed up. There was a high squeeze factor involved in that dump."
Bill: "Yo, you just missed two shows. Wtf were you doing in there anyway. Are you ok?"
Joe: "Yeah, man. I'm a little uh....how shall we say, backed up. There was a high squeeze factor involved in that dump."
by stockman09 January 21, 2010
Alex: "Brozay, did Kev ever give you back the fifty dollars he owes you?"
Mo: "Yeah, but he's still a weazelle in my book."
Mo: "Yeah, but he's still a weazelle in my book."
by stockman09 July 13, 2010