stockman09's definitions

under the weather upstairs

Euphemism for stupid; unintelligent

Ryan: "Jesus, who's that chick you were with the other night? I sure would like to pound that pussy."
Nikko: "Yeah, she's hot, for sure, but she's a little...how shall we say.... "under the weather upstairs".

by stockman09 December 5, 2007

fold and reuse

While in the midst of wiping one's tush after defecating, the act of wiping, then folding the toilet tissue over to reuse it.

Brian: "Man, I was taking a dump in the school bathroom the other day...and it wasn't a very good one. I was wiping and wiping and wiping and still had to wipe more but I was running low on toilet paper."
Joe: "What'd you do....fold and reuse?"
Brian: "Uh YEAAAAAH.....did I have any other choice?!"

by stockman09 March 3, 2008

mofoesy

A friendly or joking way to refer to someone as a mother fucker. "Mofoesy" removes any element of anger associated with the word "mofo". This term can only be taken by the receiver in a light-hearted manner. Whereas one might nickname a friend named "Jones" as "Jonesy" the same kind of affability applies when substituting mofoesy for mofo.

"yo mofoesy, what you up to?"

by stockman09 June 27, 2007

spank the clit

verb. An expression one jokingly says to a friend, referring to his habits of masturbation.

Steve: "Man, there's nothing going on tonight. I think I'm just gonna stay in."
Billy: "You gonna stay home, pop in a couple of porns and spank the clit?"
Steve: "Is there something wrong with that?!"

by stockman09 November 12, 2010

brozay

Brozay derived from broesy. Either is a more familiar and friendly way of calling someone "bro". Brozay is only to be used while on good terms with a person, whereas bro can be used to get any guy's attention. If you're really tight with the person or he did something especially cool, the ZAY part of the word needs emphasis.

"Brozay, how've you been? Haven't seen you around...."
"Yo broZAY, way to score with that chick."

by stockman09 June 27, 2007

how seventh grade

Phrase referring to the immaturity of another's statement, used as a put down.

Nick (to geek): "I didn't realize geeks smoked weed..."
Geek (to Nick, as a comeback): "I didn't realize fairies were so judgmental..."
Nick: "Fairies? Ohhhh....how seventh grade..."

by stockman09 October 30, 2007

DND

Acronym for "Do Not Delete". Often used on Facebook or other public domains where people post.

Dan (after posting something somewhat crude on Kevin's wall): "Kevin, make sure you dnd, because you'll really piss me off if you do."
Kevin: "Ok, Okay."

by stockman09 December 20, 2010