zero upstairs

Noun. An idiot, a moron, a dope.

Tom: "Billy, did you explain to Steve that Gilligan just NEVER gets off that island?"

Billy: "I tried to brozay, but you know Steve - he's a total zero upstairs."

by stockman09 December 02, 2010

rappathetic

Adjective to describe the "pathetic" manner in which a person always attempts to speak in "rap".

Kevin: "Hey, what's up, Payam?"
Payam: "Well, I got a lot of loot and I ain't lookin' for a lady
And you can never pay me I'm from Uptown baby
I wake up in the mornin' take a piss and wash my hands..."
Kevin: "Ok,ok...enough with the rappathetic shit."

by stockman09 September 27, 2008

price liar

noun. A person who lies about the price at which he purchased or sold a stock, thereby inflating his profits. Done for the purpose of boasting to others.

Kelsey: "Wow, I sold my ABC today and got 14.50 for it."
Andrea: "You're such a price liar, Kelso. You know you only got 14.25. Rude."
Kelsey: "Uh, I'm not lying...I see we have a situation here."

by stockman09 June 10, 2010

bace

To receive a "B" as a grade...the natural progression after "ace", or an "A".

Joe: "Yo broesy, you ace that test?"
Evan: "Nah, didn't study that hard. Baced it though."

by stockman09 January 13, 2008

buttockals

The buttocks. The fleshy, cushiony, and sexually stimulating protrusions on both the male and female backsides, strategically located between the lower back and the hamstrings.

Daneesha: "Hey girl, check out mah man, Raj. Dag, that nigga's got some buttockals..."
Kaneesha: "I'm feelin' you, baby. Only person on this damn earth with finer ones is Serena...."

by stockman09 August 12, 2007

squeeze factor

(noun) The amount of effort one has to put forth while taking a dump. The more constipated, the higher the squeeze factor.

Joe (after coming out of the bathroom): "Yo brozay, what's on tv?"
Bill: "Yo, you just missed two shows. Wtf were you doing in there anyway. Are you ok?"
Joe: "Yeah, man. I'm a little uh....how shall we say, backed up. There was a high squeeze factor involved in that dump."

by stockman09 January 21, 2010

ATH

noun. Acronym for All Time High. References one's account, usually a brokerage account, in which one's equity has reached its highest level.

Phil: "Mo, I think my account reached an ATH today."
Mo: "What'd you expect, brozay? Stick me me and you'll be trading on the beaches of the Carribean, being fed grapes by the most voluptuous women around."

by stockman09 March 01, 2010