Definitions by stockman09
squeeze factor
(noun) The amount of effort one has to put forth while taking a dump. The more constipated, the higher the squeeze factor.
Joe (after coming out of the bathroom): "Yo brozay, what's on tv?"
Bill: "Yo, you just missed two shows. Wtf were you doing in there anyway. Are you ok?"
Joe: "Yeah, man. I'm a little uh....how shall we say, backed up. There was a high squeeze factor involved in that dump."
Bill: "Yo, you just missed two shows. Wtf were you doing in there anyway. Are you ok?"
Joe: "Yeah, man. I'm a little uh....how shall we say, backed up. There was a high squeeze factor involved in that dump."
squeeze factor by stockman09 January 21, 2010
can't argue with who knows
Kevin: "Wow, your son sure has his pick of colleges. Where do you think he'll end up?"
Billy: "Probably one of the Ivy Leagues. But who knows."
Kevin: "Can't argue with who knows."
Billy: "Probably one of the Ivy Leagues. But who knows."
Kevin: "Can't argue with who knows."
can't argue with who knows by stockman09 January 2, 2010
rappathetic
Alex: "So what's been going on?"
Payam: "I be tossin', enforcin', my style is awesome
I'm causin more Family Feuds than Richard Dawson
And the survey said - you're dead
Fatal flying guillotine chops off your fuckin' head"
Kevin: "Yo, stfu with that rappathetic shit already, brozay. You're givin' me a headache."
Payam: "I be tossin', enforcin', my style is awesome
I'm causin more Family Feuds than Richard Dawson
And the survey said - you're dead
Fatal flying guillotine chops off your fuckin' head"
Kevin: "Yo, stfu with that rappathetic shit already, brozay. You're givin' me a headache."
rappathetic by stockman09 January 13, 2009
trans-collared
Steve: "Brozay, why are you moving to the Poconos? The Wall Street lifestyle around here seems to suit you a lot better."
Dan: "Nah, not really. It's all show and airs and one-upmanship around here...I feel trans-collared, man. I'm basically a down to earth kind of guy trapped in a white-collared society."
Dan: "Nah, not really. It's all show and airs and one-upmanship around here...I feel trans-collared, man. I'm basically a down to earth kind of guy trapped in a white-collared society."
trans-collared by stockman09 January 12, 2009
rappathetic
Kevin: "Hey, what's up, Payam?"
Payam: "Well, I got a lot of loot and I ain't lookin' for a lady
And you can never pay me I'm from Uptown baby
I wake up in the mornin' take a piss and wash my hands..."
Kevin: "Ok,ok...enough with the rappathetic shit."
Payam: "Well, I got a lot of loot and I ain't lookin' for a lady
And you can never pay me I'm from Uptown baby
I wake up in the mornin' take a piss and wash my hands..."
Kevin: "Ok,ok...enough with the rappathetic shit."
rappathetic by stockman09 September 27, 2008
trans-collared
Pertaining to either a blue-collar or white-collar worker who feels he's trapped in the body of the other.....
Alex: "Brozay, why are you moving away from the city and to the sticks? You're a Wall Street man."
Mo: "I don't know, brozay. I'm just feelin' so trans-collared; I wanna hang with the common folk. Much more down to earth."
Mo: "I don't know, brozay. I'm just feelin' so trans-collared; I wanna hang with the common folk. Much more down to earth."
trans-collared by stockman09 September 25, 2008
afrotic
Evan: "Does Troy still have his afro?"
Alex: "I think so.... when i saw him he looked fairly afrotic."
Alex: "I think so.... when i saw him he looked fairly afrotic."
afrotic by stockman09 May 11, 2008