spot's definitions

strike

What the noble union members do when corporate bitches go too far. A strike is a muscle that needs to be flexed occasionally, to keep those greedy, money-grubbing freaks in check. Unions/strikes are the ONLY reason we are not all eraning $1/day for work today.

God bless the Teamsters, AFL-CIO, and the UAW! WOOOOOT! 11111!

by spot July 7, 2004

united states

To someone living in Canada, North Mexico.

Oh look honey, some skinny-bacon loving North Mexicans from Indiana.

by spot August 23, 2006

as a friend

How the hottest woman at the party likes you.

You wouldn't believe how many sexxy chicks I'm "friends" with.

by spot August 23, 2004

pro-choice

A social disposition that concludes that the only thing worse than abortion is the government having the authority to tell you whether you will/will not have one.

Many, if not most pro-choice believers do not relish abortion, but are committed to keeping the government out of our bedrooms, sex lives, and nurseries.

Although to a typical black/white, bible-thumping, attack dog anti-choice fundie, this automatically means that a pro-choicer not only loves abortions, but has obviously had several. Not true.

I got my ex-wife pregnant when I was 20, and we *CHOSE* to keep it; and have another.

by spot August 24, 2004

red stater

A citizen of any state whose electoral votes went to a republican in tbe last election. So-called because of network news' electoral maps. Interestingly, the populations in red states have lower than average IQs, lower than average earnings, underfunded public schools, higher rates of poverty, homelessness, disease and crime; and every "red state" in the country recieves more federal funding than it pays (read:welfare).

Red staters are easy to spot. They drive 30 miles to Wal Mart to save .08 on a jar of mustard. That is, when they're not burning a cross on their neighbor's yard because he didn't go to church this week; or beating up n*ggers, gays or jews. They believe they're God's chosen even though they're lucky if they make more than $6.00/hour working the drive through at Hardee's.

by spot December 13, 2004

nazipublican

A member (or sympathizer) of the republican cartel currently occupying the White House. Believe that the U.S. should be a one-party theorocracy. Radical christians, racists, misogynists, and greedy CEO's make up the bulk of the Nazipublican party. Their tactics of supression, intimidation, and fear closely match those of the third reich. They are a unified threat and must be destroyed.

Racism, torture, suppression, oppression, tyrany, an enslaved middle class, perpetual war, loyalty oaths, massive debt, revisionist reality, restricted press, hyper-nationalism and threats against decent Americans. Yup. Looks like the Nazipublicans are in charge.

by spot December 30, 2004

Dumbchoodawoggin

The act or state of being a log and pudding at the same time while holding your leg with your left hand and making loud honking noises through your nose.

Eugene was kirking so bad last night he pulled a total dumbchoodawoggin.

by Spot January 12, 2005