simon's definitions
a very unusual male species from somerset that likes cider and womens clothes,mainly seen in a collective with other vw drivers,approach with caution,may contain nuts
by simon September 3, 2008
Get the ficknostermug. A form of the famous martial art Kung Fu. It's characteristics are low stances and overall aggresive feet and hands.
by simon April 24, 2005
Get the Hung garmug. The coolest thing ever. Except its never been invented and it doesnt do anything except fly around and whack things
Ex.
Dude 1: *WHAP* Dude 2! What was that?
Dude 2: Elementary, dude 1, it was simply that Flying Whack-O-Matic
Dude 1: Let us bow to our knees and praise its coolness in reverence of the god of coolness
Dude 2: Indeed
Dude 1: *WHAP* Dude 2! What was that?
Dude 2: Elementary, dude 1, it was simply that Flying Whack-O-Matic
Dude 1: Let us bow to our knees and praise its coolness in reverence of the god of coolness
Dude 2: Indeed
by Simon November 2, 2003
Get the Flying Whack-o-Maticmug. 
by Simon January 31, 2005
Get the geeksmug. George was getting fucked in the ass by Bob while fucking Steve in his ass. George was a happy simon.
by Simon March 6, 2004
Get the happy simonmug. 