Duuuncan

Person who attempts to play CS but is constantly gettin owned by Slim3y

by Simon August 28, 2003

cuntankle

a cuntankle is to be lower than a cunt.

stop being such a cuntankle.

by simon August 19, 2004

The act of shitting a turd so long it hits the water before completely exiting the anus.

Huzzah! Dudes, guess who just mede a touchdown!

by Simon May 02, 2006

To be an immigrant of African origin and to worship fellow humans that wear cowboy boots and show off to their friends.

You HAVE JUST HAD A RIGHT poppadom moment!!!

by Simon April 02, 2005

by Simon October 25, 2003

slang for the female genitailia, an insult, believed by many prudes to be one of the most insulting and rudist words in the english language

i've love to lick your cunt
you are such a cunt

by simon May 13, 2005

When a woman is showing a wedgie both in the rear and front of her pants.

Boy, she's really riding the tightrope today!

by simon February 01, 2005