simon's definitions

rake yohn

To bite a penis during oral sex.

Bitch rake yohned me so I threw her out on her ass.

by Simon March 1, 2004

GrindFucker

One who listens to brutal extreme grind music very loud.

Simon is so heavily into the metal scene that he is a Grindfucker.

by simon February 7, 2004

GOP

Refers to Republican Party and the way they turn things around and bullshit.

I'll take the GOP approach and tell my bitch I'm a one lady man though I'm on the DL.

by Simon October 14, 2004

assassassin

noun. a regular assassin who is specifically focused on the ass or anal vicinity. Perhaps his targets all have abnormally large asses, perhaps he uses with a weapon in that area. Finally, there could be a hint of anal sex involved.

He's so fat no normal assassin will do, only an assassassin can reach the gooey center.

by Simon November 16, 2004

knob

the male organ, penis.

Lady: "excuse me sir, your knob is sticking out."
Man: "don't flatter yourself woman. its hanging out."
Man 2: "call that a knob?"

by simon December 24, 2003

Shank

To run up to someone and rip down their pants leaving their boxer shorts showing.

To mess something up.

Shit you shank that one hey!

by Simon May 13, 2005

Duuuncan

Person who attempts to play CS but is constantly gettin owned by Slim3y

hahaha what a Duuuncan

by Simon August 28, 2003