simon's definitions

Mieskeit

The opposite of a beauty queen. Usually refers to a fat, ugly smelly girl or woman. Best described as Fugly. Can be found in large numbers at Mc Donalds and Wal-Mart eating greasy fast food.
If this Mieskeit was my blind date, I'd tell her/it, I'm
a Fanook who likes quiche, show tunes, Barbara Streissand, Bette Midler and art films.

I got ripped off by a dating service who matched me up with fat, frumpy, Fugly Mieskeit women with short hair and kankles. :-(

by Simon July 9, 2006

kappin

nottingham slang,
means to skip somethign

ive been kapping off school

by simon December 22, 2004

main line

process of injecting a drug directly into one's bloodstream.

if you main line that speedball, youll get sick as shit.. and then feel absolutely nothing.

by simon September 2, 2003

Slender

Attractive female. This word is usually yelled out aloud at the passing example.

Slender!!!

by Simon April 23, 2003

rimjaw

pu your legs behind your head and have someone lick your butthole

Tony Blair would put his legs behind his head, and gorden brown would lick his little hairy butthole

by simon May 13, 2003

leg broke

It's not so much a physical ailment, but rather a social status, the likes of which can't none of these bitches done touch.

"Lord Stoner's got leg broke."

by Simon February 3, 2004

thumdorious

Adjective- To do something to the most extreme limit

The water makes a thumdorious noise.

by Simon October 8, 2003