simon's definitions

Shit Poker

1)A Gay person who thinks its real funny to stick their knob up so far someone's ass that they actually poke the shit

"Dont you dare stand behind me Shit Poker"

by Simon November 11, 2004

monket

1. A small monk and/or monkey
2. An exclamaion

1. "I'm going to see the chorus of monkets at the tiny church today"
2. "Ow, monket! I stubbed my toe"

by Simon November 14, 2004

chaco

slang for vagina, evoking both chaunch and meat taco

Jennifer Lopez has a well oiled chaco.

by Simon November 16, 2004

assassassin

noun. a regular assassin who is specifically focused on the ass or anal vicinity. Perhaps his targets all have abnormally large asses, perhaps he uses with a weapon in that area. Finally, there could be a hint of anal sex involved.

He's so fat no normal assassin will do, only an assassassin can reach the gooey center.

by Simon November 16, 2004

bumfucknowhere

Aussie slang for a place that is a long way away and is usually not worth travelling to.

Tim: Are you going to Dave's party tomorrow?
Rob: Yeah I would but it's all the way out in bumfucknowhere so I can't be bothered.

by Simon February 16, 2004

southern bell

The phone company

Don"t mess with Ma Bell.

by Simon February 22, 2004

rake yohn

To bite a penis during oral sex.

Bitch rake yohned me so I threw her out on her ass.

by Simon March 1, 2004