knob

the male organ, penis.

Lady: "excuse me sir, your knob is sticking out."
Man: "don't flatter yourself woman. its hanging out."
Man 2: "call that a knob?"

by simon December 24, 2003

Mitro

To dress camply and pester girls in a futile attempt to get laid. Driving a car while playing loud dance/trance/house music is also an example of Mitro behaviour.

Oh my God he's such a Mitro.

You look like a right Mitro.

Put some decent music on you Mitro.

by Simon April 01, 2005

toss off

someone who mastubates either themself, or someone else.

She tossed me off last night..

by Simon January 05, 2004

cunt stack

A orderly arrangement of cunts
usu. along a vertical line

George Bush is a cunt stack

by simon March 11, 2004

southern bell

The phone company

Don"t mess with Ma Bell.

by Simon February 22, 2004

bumfucknowhere

Aussie slang for a place that is a long way away and is usually not worth travelling to.

Tim: Are you going to Dave's party tomorrow?
Rob: Yeah I would but it's all the way out in bumfucknowhere so I can't be bothered.

by Simon February 16, 2004

Anul Sex

A man who puts his dick into the womans arse for sexual pleasure.

Woman: i had anul sex last night with my boy friend

by Simon December 14, 2003