simon's definitions

GRIFFNUT

a)LITTLE BIT OF POOP THAT STICKS TO YOUR ARSEHAIR.
b)ANNOYING WORK EXPERIENCE KIDS WHO JUST GET IN THE WAY

a)DANG, I WENT TO THE POOPER AND DIDN'T WIPE MY SHITTER, NOW I'VE GOT GRIFFNUTS
b)GOD DAMN THAT KID IS SUCH A STOOPID GRIFFNUT

by SIMON May 13, 2005

Per-Uven

A young man using taekwondo instead of arguing.

Per-Uven kicks the old man

by Simon March 24, 2003

yulo

n. an amazingly, cute, kinky girl

"YULO!!!! You're so cute."

by simon January 28, 2005

Duuuncan

Person who attempts to play CS but is constantly gettin owned by Slim3y

hahaha what a Duuuncan

by Simon August 28, 2003

Fuhu

Fu·hu (P) Pronunciation Key (Fuh-huh)
adj. fuhu

Fucking Guhu.
Absolute value of Pointlessness or worthlessness.

n.
A fuhu or totally bwop person.


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Latin fuhu, from fuh-yis,huh-yis, to be fuhu.
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fuhu·ly adv.
fuhu·ness n.

"John Kerry's elitist, billionaire wife is a Fuhu socialist"

by Simon May 15, 2004

fluorescent lighting

probably one of the worst things ever known the human race.
Pollutes offices, schools, etc

Oh god...headache...must break lights...straining eyes...ahhhh

by Simon November 6, 2003

bells law

The direct corrolation between amount of gingerbread lattes consumed and amount of shoes purchased.

Bells law dictated that Fiona after the third latte buying more shoes was out of the question

by simon June 19, 2003