simon's definitions

Gilly

To be tight fisted / cheap.

Why are you being so Gilly? Its only 20p.

by Simon October 3, 2006

cunt stack

A orderly arrangement of cunts
usu. along a vertical line

George Bush is a cunt stack

by simon March 11, 2004

gadface

A.K.A Richard. A little boy who's voice has not broken who has a very sick mind

Gadface, richard, get a life u sick little boy

by Simon February 13, 2005

assassassin

noun. a regular assassin who is specifically focused on the ass or anal vicinity. Perhaps his targets all have abnormally large asses, perhaps he uses with a weapon in that area. Finally, there could be a hint of anal sex involved.

He's so fat no normal assassin will do, only an assassassin can reach the gooey center.

by Simon November 16, 2004

GOP

Refers to Republican Party and the way they turn things around and bullshit.

I'll take the GOP approach and tell my bitch I'm a one lady man though I'm on the DL.

by Simon October 14, 2004

GrindFucker

One who listens to brutal extreme grind music very loud.

Simon is so heavily into the metal scene that he is a Grindfucker.

by simon February 7, 2004

rake yohn

To bite a penis during oral sex.

Bitch rake yohned me so I threw her out on her ass.

by Simon March 1, 2004