simon's definitions

theatre jock

Usually a theatre/drama major in school. Their life is the theatre. They're the ones who start singing show tunes or quoting lines from plays when you say something to them.

Dude: Let me hold 50 cent.

Theatre Jock: "I got rythm," (show tune from 42nd. st.

by Simon October 14, 2004

GOP

Refers to Republican Party and the way they turn things around and bullshit.

I'll take the GOP approach and tell my bitch I'm a one lady man though I'm on the DL.

by Simon October 14, 2004

Tubcat

A very hefty fat pussy cat. Usually has no neck, thunderthighs and a big belly that drags on the ground.

That cat of yours is too heavy to take on the plane. He's a Tubcat.

by Simon October 14, 2004

Cocker Spaniel Lunch

Chinese food of undetermined origin. They eat Fido over there.

Boeing's super sonic airliner is so fast, you can fly from Baltimore to Bejing for a Cocker Spaniel lunch and fly home in time for dinner.

by Simon October 14, 2004

Honey Bucket

A shit house on an airplane. Lavatory on an airliner.

You get to suck the shit out of the honey bucket from flight 69.

by Simon October 14, 2004

Poop De Ville

A vehicle, usually a light truck that is used to service the lavatorys on an airplane.

Gas up the Poop De Ville we got six planes at the gate needing lavatory serivce.

by Simon October 14, 2004

Hi Hon

Friendly greeting usually from old ladies with cat eye glasses and beehive hairdos in the great city of Baltimore, Md.

Hi Hon, how youse doin?

by Simon October 14, 2004