simon's definitions
by Simon December 14, 2003

To be an immigrant of African origin and to worship fellow humans that wear cowboy boots and show off to their friends.
by Simon April 2, 2005

slang for the female genitailia, an insult, believed by many prudes to be one of the most insulting and rudist words in the english language
by simon May 13, 2005

when a guy is alone he might want some love - no girls around he'll have to strangle Kojak.
see masturbate
see masturbate
by simon June 18, 2006

by Simon May 2, 2006

1. An individual who behaves like an asshole or is a pain in the ass.
2. Someone whose nose is shaped like a penis.
2. Someone whose nose is shaped like a penis.
by Simon January 26, 2003

by Simon October 14, 2004
