Toss pocket

1.
n. A cum bucket
2.
adj. A complete wanker
1. He bent me over, lowered his pants and used me for a toss pocket for over an hour. (Tony Blair commenting upon his last meeting with George Bush)

2. Tony Blair
by Simon March 18, 2004
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cunt

slang for the female genitailia, an insult, believed by many prudes to be one of the most insulting and rudist words in the english language
i've love to lick your cunt
you are such a cunt
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Gap/Gash Rape

The urge to open up a gash or hole in someone and then sexually penetrate the wound.
Your mum is in for some serious gaprape!
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punkasscowboi

simon is a punkasscowboi
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Hung gar

A form of the famous martial art Kung Fu. It's characteristics are low stances and overall aggresive feet and hands.
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Samuel Colt

Like in the wild west this guy was like, "oh, I have an idea" and he invented the revolver

;=-
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Bwop

Goofy, Doofy, Socially Inept, Incapable of socially acceptable behavior
"John Kerry's long face and hi-rise hairdo are totally bwop"
by Simon May 15, 2004
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