duck

A duck is a wholly wonderful creature. They also say "quack"

Duck: "Quack..."

by Simon April 12, 2004

Wot doing?

"What are you doing"

"Wot doing loy"

by Simon March 21, 2003

Gadmon

Gay Cad combined with the name simon. Sorta like pokemon.

'Gadmon! hows it goin'

by Simon February 13, 2005

Punkass

Strange or eclectic. Good or bad is determined from context.

That was a fucking punkass choon (good)
You punkass muvvafukka (bad)

by Simon September 30, 2003

gubulls

bumbling half wits who think they know but are extremly incompetent

bumbling sound men with the brain of a small flee with the behind of hippo.
"Trust me m8 I know how a car works.. if it fails to start you basically check the number plate..."

by simon May 13, 2005

GrindFucker

One who listens to brutal extreme grind music very loud.

Simon is so heavily into the metal scene that he is a Grindfucker.

by simon February 07, 2004

Toilet Trout

A close cousin of the Stray Dave with all the staying power but none of the bouyancy. a Toilet Trout sits on the bottom of the pan developing am orangey-brown "halo"
Can sometimes be shifted by "Tout Tickling" - urinating at high pressure to break the trout down into flushable pieces

that toilet trout must've been there ages, look at the size of the halo!!

by Simon January 19, 2004