monkey like, abnormal agility and facial expressions. he makes squawking noises and can eat an apple faster than any living mook. don't confuse this creature with Chris Kattan, though very similar in stature, they aren't the same person. will eat 6 of any pill, anytime.
by simon July 03, 2003
To run up to someone and rip down their pants leaving their boxer shorts showing.
To mess something up.
To mess something up.
by Simon March 07, 2005
A stubborn turd that remains floating in the bowl after the flush.
Has the same bouyancy as a piece of cork or polystyrene.
Usually found at work or in public toilets
Has the same bouyancy as a piece of cork or polystyrene.
Usually found at work or in public toilets
by Simon December 05, 2003
by Simon April 15, 2003
To be an immigrant of African origin and to worship fellow humans that wear cowboy boots and show off to their friends.
by Simon April 03, 2005
Friendly greeting usually from old ladies with cat eye glasses and beehive hairdos in the great city of Baltimore, Md.
by Simon October 15, 2004