simon's definitions

Blow-job

When a woman sucks a mans dick

Woman: I sucked my boyfriends cock last night

by Simon December 14, 2003

Poppadom

To be an immigrant of African origin and to worship fellow humans that wear cowboy boots and show off to their friends.

You HAVE JUST HAD A RIGHT poppadom moment!!!

by Simon April 2, 2005

cunt

slang for the female genitailia, an insult, believed by many prudes to be one of the most insulting and rudist words in the english language

i've love to lick your cunt
you are such a cunt

by simon May 13, 2005

Strangle Kojak

when a guy is alone he might want some love - no girls around he'll have to strangle Kojak.
see masturbate

"hey honey im going out for a while"
"alright time to get out my playboy and Strangle Kojak"

by simon June 18, 2006

touchdown

The act of shitting a turd so long it hits the water before completely exiting the anus.

Huzzah! Dudes, guess who just mede a touchdown!

by Simon May 2, 2006

dicknose

1. An individual who behaves like an asshole or is a pain in the ass.
2. Someone whose nose is shaped like a penis.

1. "Go fuck yourself, dicknose!"
2. That guy has a dicknose just like his father's.

by Simon January 26, 2003

Honey Bucket

A shit house on an airplane. Lavatory on an airliner.

You get to suck the shit out of the honey bucket from flight 69.

by Simon October 14, 2004