simon's definitions

Kabooblers

Refering to a large chest on a woman, when they do not meet the kaboobler requirements they are merely (kabooblets)

Guy #1 : Man, check out her kabooblers
Guy #2 : Yeah they are huge kabooblers
Guy #3 : Nah, they are just average kabooblets

by simon May 11, 2004

bum muffin

1)term used to describe someone as their own muffin-like turd
2)another word for shit

"get lost bum muffin!"

by Simon November 11, 2004

Anul Sex

A man who puts his dick into the womans arse for sexual pleasure.

Woman: i had anul sex last night with my boy friend

by Simon December 14, 2003

Brownz

A Cigaret, fag, only use if asking for a fag

Set me a brownz blad

by Simon August 12, 2004

buxx

Spammer, hack and poker-playing fatass.

Buxx just sent me an unsolicited commercial advertisement for a get rich quick scheme.

by Simon December 28, 2003

Chompers

Chompers are disgusting, dirty, peg selling, hedgehog eating, drive tarmacing thieves.

Other common terms are Pikey, Gypo etc.

The chompers are burning tyres again.

A chomper offered to tarmac my drive.

You dirty chomper.

by simon April 18, 2005

thumdorious

Adjective- To do something to the most extreme limit

The water makes a thumdorious noise.

by Simon October 8, 2003