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buxx

Spammer, hack and poker-playing fatass.
Buxx just sent me an unsolicited commercial advertisement for a get rich quick scheme.
by Simon December 28, 2003
mugGet the buxxmug.

Anul Sex

A man who puts his dick into the womans arse for sexual pleasure.
Woman: i had anul sex last night with my boy friend
by Simon December 14, 2003
mugGet the Anul Sexmug.

bum muffin

1)term used to describe someone as their own muffin-like turd
2)another word for shit
by Simon November 11, 2004
mugGet the bum muffinmug.

Chompers

Chompers are disgusting, dirty, peg selling, hedgehog eating, drive tarmacing thieves.

Other common terms are Pikey, Gypo etc.
The chompers are burning tyres again.

A chomper offered to tarmac my drive.

You dirty chomper.
by simon April 18, 2005
mugGet the Chompersmug.

kami

the japanese word for hair, perhaps its because the word means both "diety", "god" and hair, that hair is so usual in japanese horrormovies.
Omai wa kami wa usagi des!
by Simon April 3, 2005
mugGet the kamimug.

BJB

a term used to describe an unknown scenario
its all BJB from the word get go
by Simon September 30, 2003
mugGet the BJBmug.

Babies Arm

An apt way to describe ones chap, when, but only when, on removal from ones pants the lucky lady gasps with delight!
The young lady thought his chap looked like a babies arm gripping an apple.
by Simon October 11, 2004
mugGet the Babies Armmug.

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