Slender

Attractive female. This word is usually yelled out aloud at the passing example.

Slender!!!

by Simon April 23, 2003

Wet Flange

A game involving a small ball, of around tennis ball size. Invented in breaktime by myself. Couldn't think of a name so just gave it a random one. You just throw the a ball around a room, without getting up from your seat. (So the person can catch it) if they don't catch it they are deemed 'THE CUNT' and are so until someone else recieves the name. If the ball is thrown so the reciever can't catch it, the thrower becomes 'THE CUNT'. it is fun, and causes a lot of damage.

Yeah, let's play wet flange!

by Simon October 11, 2004

bigdickfuck

A pathological Liar

I saw Simon in the showers at school and he was hung like a newt. bigdickfuck my ass.

by Simon April 02, 2003

fluorescent lighting

probably one of the worst things ever known the human race.
Pollutes offices, schools, etc

Oh god...headache...must break lights...straining eyes...ahhhh

by Simon November 07, 2003

Brownz

A Cigaret, fag, only use if asking for a fag

Set me a brownz blad

by Simon August 12, 2004

Tuniferous

Of or pertaining to tuna.
1. seafood that confused Jessica Simpson.
2.Smelly vaginal region.

My fingers are tuniferous after feeling up that cheerleader.

by Simon October 16, 2004

Gadmon

Gay Cad combined with the name simon. Sorta like pokemon.

'Gadmon! hows it goin'

by Simon February 13, 2005