Banana Man

A person who hands out free bananas!

Wow he is such a banana man

by Simon October 25, 2003

cuntankle

a cuntankle is to be lower than a cunt.

stop being such a cuntankle.

by simon August 19, 2004

Strangle Kojak

when a guy is alone he might want some love - no girls around he'll have to strangle Kojak.
see masturbate

"hey honey im going out for a while"
"alright time to get out my playboy and Strangle Kojak"

by simon June 18, 2006

ploppies

A cute term for shit, manure, poo. I first heard the character Randy (the fat borderline retarded) brother on "My Name Is Earl" use this to refer to cow shit.

Earl, he made his hut out of cow ploppies. No woner why it has that smell!
When I cleaned my kitten's litter pan, she left a lot of ploppies because I fed her too much people food.

by Simon May 19, 2008

wer

Abbreviation for whatever. Used perhaps because the keys are in that order on the keyboard.

- Dude i'm going to get to see my dad i met only when I was born.
- wer. im sleeping

by Simon July 01, 2006

gullibility

Gullibility thy name is Vanessa

Ooooh you're so Vanessa!!

by Simon January 20, 2005

Ride the Tightrope

When a woman is showing a wedgie both in the rear and front of her pants.

Boy, she's really riding the tightrope today!

by simon February 01, 2005