simon's definitions
by Simon February 21, 2003
Get the Monkey Boymug. A stubborn turd that remains floating in the bowl after the flush.
Has the same bouyancy as a piece of cork or polystyrene.
Usually found at work or in public toilets
Has the same bouyancy as a piece of cork or polystyrene.
Usually found at work or in public toilets
by Simon December 5, 2003
Get the Stray Davemug. by Simon April 3, 2005
Get the totemomug. A pubic wig is a Merkin as opposed to the other defintion which appears to be a spelling mistake.
Merkins are worn on stage for nude scenes and have a very long history, being mentioned in the OED in the 17th Century
Merkins are worn on stage for nude scenes and have a very long history, being mentioned in the OED in the 17th Century
by Simon April 4, 2003
Get the pubic wigmug. by simon May 11, 2004
Get the Gap/Gash Rapemug. Someone who constantly describes products services or ideas as Uber, Funky, Sexy or Foxy.
These people are usually found on vacation around Aspen (USA), Whsitler(Canada) or Courchevel (Austria), and can easily be identified by their gaudy clothing (with correct label) and bright blue drinks.
These people are usually found on vacation around Aspen (USA), Whsitler(Canada) or Courchevel (Austria), and can easily be identified by their gaudy clothing (with correct label) and bright blue drinks.
That geezer's a right Uber-tosser
by Simon January 20, 2005
Get the Uber-tossermug. a beast, in shotesham, not to be messed with, or will whack out his mole of power, and go all drop bear on ur ass!
by simon December 13, 2004
Get the simapemug.