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Monkey Boy

a slang word used in the office to brand a person as a slave of another.
I got 'Monkey Boy' to tidy up that kitchen this morning...
by Simon February 21, 2003
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Stray Dave

A stubborn turd that remains floating in the bowl after the flush.
Has the same bouyancy as a piece of cork or polystyrene.
Usually found at work or in public toilets
ahh gawd! Who's left a Stray Dave in trap 1?
by Simon December 5, 2003
mugGet the Stray Davemug.

totemo

Japanese for very, used by otaku's tp express the veryness of something said!
Poff: OMG!
Simon: Totemo!
by Simon April 3, 2005
mugGet the totemomug.

pubic wig

A pubic wig is a Merkin as opposed to the other defintion which appears to be a spelling mistake.

Merkins are worn on stage for nude scenes and have a very long history, being mentioned in the OED in the 17th Century
by Simon April 4, 2003
mugGet the pubic wigmug.

Gap/Gash Rape

The urge to open up a gash or hole in someone and then sexually penetrate the wound.
Your mum is in for some serious gaprape!
by simon May 11, 2004
mugGet the Gap/Gash Rapemug.

Uber-tosser

Someone who constantly describes products services or ideas as Uber, Funky, Sexy or Foxy.

These people are usually found on vacation around Aspen (USA), Whsitler(Canada) or Courchevel (Austria), and can easily be identified by their gaudy clothing (with correct label) and bright blue drinks.
That geezer's a right Uber-tosser
by Simon January 20, 2005
mugGet the Uber-tossermug.

simape

a beast, in shotesham, not to be messed with, or will whack out his mole of power, and go all drop bear on ur ass!
oh no, look simape is coming for us
by simon December 13, 2004
mugGet the simapemug.

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