simon's definitions

Poop De Ville

A vehicle, usually a light truck that is used to service the lavatorys on an airplane.

Gas up the Poop De Ville we got six planes at the gate needing lavatory serivce.

by Simon October 14, 2004

Hi Hon

Friendly greeting usually from old ladies with cat eye glasses and beehive hairdos in the great city of Baltimore, Md.

Hi Hon, how youse doin?

by Simon October 14, 2004

Dicky Waver

A male who exposes his pecker at inappropriate moments.

The complaintant states, she was jogging in the park when an obese male caucasian with a mullet exposed his 2 inch penis to her.

This is the 7th. complaint about the Dicky Waver in this park!

by Simon October 15, 2004

Whipping or whippin the skippy

To masturbate, stroke one's cock.

Rosewood was not doing his job. Instead, his boss caught him whipping the skippy to pictures of Britney.

by Simon October 15, 2004

Tuniferous

Of or pertaining to tuna.
1. seafood that confused Jessica Simpson.
2.Smelly vaginal region.

My fingers are tuniferous after feeling up that cheerleader.

by Simon October 15, 2004

Poopacious

Of or pertaining to excessive shitting.

Dorey was quite poopacious after getting his ass pounded by Spike.Dorey pooped his/her lady boy panties

by Simon October 15, 2004

having kittens

Going postal, stressing out, pissed off.

Fox News Network is having kittens over the Bill O'Reily alledged sexual escapades with his young female subordinate.

by Simon October 15, 2004