robuttt's definitions

pastry

Synonymous with bad.

It's well pastry, init!

by robuttt December 1, 2007

a Wayne Rooney

Slang for extremely ugly prostitute

It was Lee's stag night so the boys got him a Wayne Rooney to celebrate

by robuttt November 15, 2006

Vintaged

The state an alcoholic beverage attains after it has been left out for a period of time, probably at a party.

"That red wine has been there for days!"
"Do you want to drink it? It looks pretty well vintaged."

by robuttt August 11, 2008

downcracking

Surreptitiously taking a photograph of a builder's bum.

Brad got caught downcracking in the chip shop, but Christopher Chope says it was ok.

by robuttt July 10, 2019

spank shop

A finacial investment company set up of shore, usually Spain, and thus not subject to UK regulations with the intention of ripping off as many people as possible.

Dave and Steve made a packet with their spank shop and went on to open a health food store in Norwich.

by robuttt December 7, 2006

gau

Slang term for a lighter- the Gau Leiter was an administrative head in the Nazi Party

Oi Ed chuck us the gau!

by robuttt October 17, 2006

blatted

To be wasted, drunk, stoned etc.

Man that hip-hop was rad the other night but I got so blatted I had to go home early

by robuttt October 12, 2006