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puzzle-fuck

Sex so vigorous or in such a complex position that the participants become so entangled that a special team of rubix cube solving boffins has to time travel from the eighties to disentangle them.
Ben and Clare rushed home early in order to puzzle-fuck each other's brains out.
by robuttt September 15, 2006
mugGet the puzzle-fuckmug.

c.u.p.i.d. system

The c.u.p.i.d system or "cupids" was devised by the singular Alex Zavos of Cambridge in the year of our lord 2006.

C.U.P.I.D. stands for "Cunt Until Point Is Disproven" and is a system for choosing friends which weeds people out by instantly assuming everyone you meet is a twat until they prove to you that they are not.
A: Steve's just run off with my wife!
B: The cunt! But i thought you two were mates.
A: I know, I know I'm too trusting I should have used the c.u.p.i.d. system like Alex said.
B: Oh well at least you'll know for next time, lets go get pissed
by robuttt October 4, 2006
mugGet the c.u.p.i.d. systemmug.

Grief

"Sorry, I can't come out this weekend- my girlfriend has given me grief."
by robuttt October 6, 2006
mugGet the Griefmug.

cock

Gayle, Have you got a cock?

Oi Justin, can I use your cock?
by robuttt October 16, 2006
mugGet the cockmug.

downcracking

Brad got caught downcracking in the chip shop, but Christopher Chope says it was ok.
by robuttt July 10, 2019
mugGet the downcrackingmug.

lezzing up

When two (or more) members of the same sex (including males) who consider themselves straight perform a sexual act to attract attention to themselves.
Look at those two girls over there lezzing up to get the attention of those men, what sluts!

Justin and Harry lezzed up in The Locomotive last night, they were well pissed, it was funny.
by robuttt January 16, 2007
mugGet the lezzing upmug.

chazling

Smoking a chazling every night whilst watching eastenders is quite likely to increase your intelligence and interest to the rest of the human race by over 1000%
by robuttt October 10, 2006
mugGet the chazlingmug.

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