robuttt's definitions

puzzle-fuck

Sex so vigorous or in such a complex position that the participants become so entangled that a special team of rubix cube solving boffins has to time travel from the eighties to disentangle them.

Ben and Clare rushed home early in order to puzzle-fuck each other's brains out.

by robuttt September 15, 2006

moustache cup

A present bought for another when the real recipient is yourself

Justin was so selfish that he bought Gayle a moustache cup for her birthday

by robuttt September 27, 2006

cock

Slang term for a lighter

Gayle, Have you got a cock?

Oi Justin, can I use your cock?

by robuttt October 16, 2006

Grief

A sexually transmitted disease usually transferred from female to male

"Sorry, I can't come out this weekend- my girlfriend has given me grief."

by robuttt October 6, 2006

pastry

Synonymous with bad.

It's well pastry, init!

by robuttt December 1, 2007

C.U.N.T.

Cambridge United Noise Terrroists (C.U.N.T) is the collective term for all the sound systems in cambridge.

A: was the rave good at the weekend?
B: Fucking awesome- C.U.N.T. were hot and it rained so they got a bit wet too.

by robuttt October 5, 2006

chazling

Another word for marijuana or a spliff

Smoking a chazling every night whilst watching eastenders is quite likely to increase your intelligence and interest to the rest of the human race by over 1000%

by robuttt October 10, 2006