robuttt's definitions

moustache cup

A present bought for another when the real recipient is yourself

Justin was so selfish that he bought Gayle a moustache cup for her birthday

by robuttt September 27, 2006

cock

Slang term for a lighter

Gayle, Have you got a cock?

Oi Justin, can I use your cock?

by robuttt October 16, 2006

Grief

A sexually transmitted disease usually transferred from female to male

"Sorry, I can't come out this weekend- my girlfriend has given me grief."

by robuttt October 6, 2006

C.U.N.T.

Cambridge United Noise Terrroists (C.U.N.T) is the collective term for all the sound systems in cambridge.

A: was the rave good at the weekend?
B: Fucking awesome- C.U.N.T. were hot and it rained so they got a bit wet too.

by robuttt October 5, 2006

c.u.p.i.d. system

The c.u.p.i.d system or "cupids" was devised by the singular Alex Zavos of Cambridge in the year of our lord 2006.

C.U.P.I.D. stands for "Cunt Until Point Is Disproven" and is a system for choosing friends which weeds people out by instantly assuming everyone you meet is a twat until they prove to you that they are not.

A: Steve's just run off with my wife!
B: The cunt! But i thought you two were mates.
A: I know, I know I'm too trusting I should have used the c.u.p.i.d. system like Alex said.
B: Oh well at least you'll know for next time, lets go get pissed

by robuttt October 4, 2006

vibrant

A term used by middle class people to show that they are fascinated and not alarmed by the other. Used in reference to an area which contains people of an ethnicity different to their's. Much like exotic but can be reached by car.

I love living near Green Street, the area is so... vibrant!

by robuttt February 7, 2007

spank shop

A finacial investment company set up of shore, usually Spain, and thus not subject to UK regulations with the intention of ripping off as many people as possible.

Dave and Steve made a packet with their spank shop and went on to open a health food store in Norwich.

by robuttt December 7, 2006