lezzing up

When two (or more) members of the same sex (including males) who consider themselves straight perform a sexual act to attract attention to themselves.

Look at those two girls over there lezzing up to get the attention of those men, what sluts!

Justin and Harry lezzed up in The Locomotive last night, they were well pissed, it was funny.

by robuttt January 16, 2007

Mugged

Paying extortionate prices to have an urban dictionary definition printed on the side of a mug.

I got mugged!

by robuttt March 28, 2010

a Wayne Rooney

Slang for extremely ugly prostitute

It was Lee's stag night so the boys got him a Wayne Rooney to celebrate

by robuttt November 15, 2006

Vintaged

The state an alcoholic beverage attains after it has been left out for a period of time, probably at a party.

"That red wine has been there for days!"
"Do you want to drink it? It looks pretty well vintaged."

by robuttt August 11, 2008

cock

Slang term for a lighter

Gayle, Have you got a cock?

Oi Justin, can I use your cock?

by robuttt October 16, 2006

Grief

A sexually transmitted disease usually transferred from female to male

"Sorry, I can't come out this weekend- my girlfriend has given me grief."

by robuttt October 06, 2006

pastry

Synonymous with bad.

It's well pastry, init!

by robuttt December 01, 2007