Used to describe a person who is extremely romantic and talented in music. A VintageRomeo can only be a boy who wears Tommy Hilfiger, Guess, Adidas, Kathmandu and has Airpods.
Boy: "That VintageRomeo is getting all the girls!"
Girl: "OHHHH MG VintageRomeo is here!!!!"
Doing a VintageBeef is when someone dies from fall damage in the game Minecraft. This is charaterised by the lack of death /deaths before the incident. Named after youtube lets player VintageBeef, who's first death on the Mindcrack server was from a tiny height, it is commonly used by fans of the Mindcrack server.
A vintage instgrammer who posts threads about history and photos of sexy Old Hollywood Stars. Is obsessed with Marlon Brando, and would love for him to clap her cheeks. Spills scalding hot tea about scandals from the 20th century and before.
“There goes Marlon Brando on vintagexpast again...”
“Who knee President JFK was a daddy...”
“Paul Newman’s eyes literally are a gift from above.”
The best of the best of douche bags. Not your ordinary douche bag. One that douchbaggery comes to so naturally and you can tell from their actions they've been at it a most generous amount of time.
Sarah: "that guy is such a douche bag!!!"
MacKenzie: "oh no Sarah, he's special, he's what's known as a vintage douche bag." It takes years and years of douchbaggery to achieve this stage but he's got it nailed down."
-Someone who loves all things vintage.
-Someone who decorates their house floor to ceiling with old lace doilies and antique photos.
-Someone who is on a first name basis with every flea market owner within 100 miles.
-Someone who wears vintage styles and doesn't care what others think.
-Someone who likes to mix rust with diamonds and tattered pearls with new crystal.
-Someone possibly obsessed with Marie Antoinette.
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*