Definitions by robuttt

moustache cup 

A present bought for another when the real recipient is yourself

Justin was so selfish that he bought Gayle a moustache cup for her birthday

moustache cup by robuttt September 27, 2006

puzzle-fuck 

Sex so vigorous or in such a complex position that the participants become so entangled that a special team of rubix cube solving boffins has to time travel from the eighties to disentangle them.

Ben and Clare rushed home early in order to puzzle-fuck each other's brains out.

puzzle-fuck by robuttt September 15, 2006