The C.U.N.T (Cornwall United National Team), started as a small bad of chums in the
late 90's who banded togrther at the beginning of the goth revolution.
Though their numbers were small, they fought their very hardest to keep their wrist slitting foes at
bay, while trying to deal with internal corruption and deceit within the leadership of the group.
The 3 main fathers of the gang wer Dags, Wardo, and Coopsy. Dags was a strong believer in the Chav faith and a natural leader. It was all by himself that he kept the incoming recruits trained and ready for any
Gothic reatalliation that
may occur within the
local and surrounding districts. A true leader within the ranks, his life and heroicness are still celebrated to this
day.
Wardo, unfortunately, due to his bisexualality, tuned into the Emo thoughs running through his head turned his back on the group. He lead a goth alliance throuth the wartorn streets of redruth for the epic battle of "hardcourt" in which 1400
goths wer slain in a bloody massacre. after his defeat Wardo robbed his fellow generals within the Emo Allianc and fled to Paraguay in 2003 with his underaged boy
lover where he commits the crimes of paedofilia and piracy to make a living.
Coopsy unfortuanatly died of a supected drug poisoning within 1 of his almighty spliffs. His life was celebrated by many C.U.N.T members by capturing and causing the "mass suicide of Park and Tanzys" in wich 600 Emos wer made to drink
bleach.
The C.U.N.T is still strong and growing throughout cornwall and
will always be there for young
chavs fighting the Goth oppression!!