Definitions by robuttt

blatted 

To be wasted, drunk, stoned etc.

Man that hip-hop was rad the other night but I got so blatted I had to go home early

blatted by robuttt October 12, 2006

chazling 

Another word for marijuana or a spliff

Smoking a chazling every night whilst watching eastenders is quite likely to increase your intelligence and interest to the rest of the human race by over 1000%

chazling by robuttt October 10, 2006

kung fu 

Cambridge rhyming slang for lighter- kung fu fighter

Oi Ben pass the kung fu!

kung fu by robuttt October 7, 2006

Grief 

A sexually transmitted disease usually transferred from female to male

"Sorry, I can't come out this weekend- my girlfriend has given me grief."

Grief by robuttt October 6, 2006

C.U.N.T.

Cambridge United Noise Terrroists (C.U.N.T) is the collective term for all the sound systems in cambridge.

A: was the rave good at the weekend?
B: Fucking awesome- C.U.N.T. were hot and it rained so they got a bit wet too.

C.U.N.T. by robuttt October 5, 2006

c.u.p.i.d. system 

The c.u.p.i.d system or "cupids" was devised by the singular Alex Zavos of Cambridge in the year of our lord 2006.

C.U.P.I.D. stands for "Cunt Until Point Is Disproven" and is a system for choosing friends which weeds people out by instantly assuming everyone you meet is a twat until they prove to you that they are not.

A: Steve's just run off with my wife!
B: The cunt! But i thought you two were mates.
A: I know, I know I'm too trusting I should have used the c.u.p.i.d. system like Alex said.
B: Oh well at least you'll know for next time, lets go get pissed

c.u.p.i.d. system by robuttt October 4, 2006

data entry 

A form of torture invented by the devil especially to punish Arts Graduates.

Robert graduated from York with a 2:1 in sociology and ended up with a job which consisted largely of data entry for his sins

data entry by robuttt September 29, 2006