moustache cup

A present bought for another when the real recipient is yourself

Justin was so selfish that he bought Gayle a moustache cup for her birthday

by robuttt September 27, 2006

cock

Slang term for a lighter

Gayle, Have you got a cock?

Oi Justin, can I use your cock?

by robuttt October 16, 2006

C.U.N.T.

Cambridge United Noise Terrroists (C.U.N.T) is the collective term for all the sound systems in cambridge.

A: was the rave good at the weekend?
B: Fucking awesome- C.U.N.T. were hot and it rained so they got a bit wet too.

by robuttt October 05, 2006

gau

Slang term for a lighter- the Gau Leiter was an administrative head in the Nazi Party

Oi Ed chuck us the gau!

by robuttt October 17, 2006

kung fu

Cambridge rhyming slang for lighter- kung fu fighter

Oi Ben pass the kung fu!

by robuttt October 06, 2006

blatted

To be wasted, drunk, stoned etc.

Man that hip-hop was rad the other night but I got so blatted I had to go home early

by robuttt October 12, 2006

c.u.p.i.d. system

The c.u.p.i.d system or "cupids" was devised by the singular Alex Zavos of Cambridge in the year of our lord 2006.

C.U.P.I.D. stands for "Cunt Until Point Is Disproven" and is a system for choosing friends which weeds people out by instantly assuming everyone you meet is a twat until they prove to you that they are not.

A: Steve's just run off with my wife!
B: The cunt! But i thought you two were mates.
A: I know, I know I'm too trusting I should have used the c.u.p.i.d. system like Alex said.
B: Oh well at least you'll know for next time, lets go get pissed

by robuttt October 04, 2006