robert's definitions

vibrator

a long slippery rubber that vibrates, which many women feel inclined to stick up their pussies for sexual pleasure.

Damn Katy, after Robert, I don't think even a vibrator will pop me.

by Robert May 14, 2004

panty wars

When you take a girls underwear drawer and throw all her panties around the room, thus looking like a war has taken place.

That fucking cock had panty wars in my room my underwear is all over the damn place.

by Robert October 2, 2003

codger

An elderly person. Can also be a person of name Margret who has red hair and is quite dumb.

Woah dude maggies such a codger

by robert March 25, 2005

Morrowind

i badass game that you suck at when you first start out but get uber by level 25.

DAMNIT! i dont have cure blight potion damn rats.*drops all daedric armor and weapons* ok gotta remember where this is. 2 days later: wtf happen to my armor and weapons?!

by robert July 30, 2004

flip off

to stick middle finger up at people. usally if u r in the hood u will get it shot off.

AAAAAAAAAH!!! I just flipped off that guy and he shot it off!

by robert August 30, 2003

skanger

The Skanger: these creatures numbers are growing at quite an alarming rate due to their frenetic breeding, they are most likely recognised by shabby reebok and or addidas gear or if their really moving up in the criminal world,nike. They can also be recognised by their unusual birdlike walk which usually involves them moving their head back and forth much akin to a pigeon on speed.
Can be heard to say if in their immediate "pack" or "herd" of freinds "waaaaats tha storeeeeeeeee" or if a passer by- "Give us your mobile or I'll fuckin knife ya ya fuckin mupa!"
mating call:"Here Get out yar dick will yas!!!"

"Oh Darling look at that awful character he is defecating on that BMW ! "

by Robert July 23, 2003

Pujeebus

a god that worships himself and is related to preists. he also does the same things as preists. like raping childeren...etc...

by Robert July 25, 2003