chutney ferret

fucked company's poster, gnorac.

That poofter gnorac over there, he's a right chutney ferret.

by pud August 27, 2003

FishPussy

An educated, highly intelligent mexican who usually beats americans in conversation.

Dammit, that FishPussy really kicked Bssiesmth's ass yesterday night!

by Pud July 24, 2003

Chicken Hauler

A Chicken Hauler is a Trucker that has many extra lights on his truck, works for less money than most other drivers and smells like pigshit.

Spray the Lysol! the Chicken Haule is here!

by Pud May 31, 2005

van halen

One of the greatest bands ever until that pussy Sammy Hagar became the lead singer.

I was one of the best guitar players ever. Then, I decided to play keyboards. I needed a pussy singer. I fired Dave then hired the biggest pussy I could think of. Sammy Hagar.

by Pud June 19, 2005

Jackwad

Jackwad should be used in mixed company, when you should not use the term "Jagoff"!

Where is that Jackwad bartender?

by Pud May 31, 2005

rattle your dags

Aussie for hurry up. Dags being the shit stuck on a sheeps arse. They rattle when they run.

Rattle your dags Sharon, Neighbours is almost on.

by Pud October 10, 2003

bitch sized

Adult men under six feet tall.

Another bitch sized lout trying to prove he is a man.

by Pud May 31, 2005