Definitions by pud

Bitch 

Any woman that pisses me off!

Lobster and the opera and all I get is a handshake? You Bitch!

Bitch by Pud July 15, 2008

Fuck You 

"Fuck You" is an idiots response to any question an idiot cannot answer.

Person 1: " A five dollar whore would charge an imbicile like you ten dollars."

Idiot: "Fuck you!"

Fuck You by Pud June 28, 2005

van halen 

One of the greatest bands ever until that pussy Sammy Hagar became the lead singer.

I was one of the best guitar players ever. Then, I decided to play keyboards. I needed a pussy singer. I fired Dave then hired the biggest pussy I could think of. Sammy Hagar.

van halen by Pud June 28, 2005

Chicago White Sox 

The lesser of two baseball teams in Chicago. Cannot fill their stadium, unless the Cubs are playing at the well named "Cell". Players will take bribes to "fix" a world series. Fans attack elderly coaches from opposing teams. Owners encourage fans to cleanse their repugnant bodies by showering at the ballpark. One Hall of Famer, Frank Thomas, in the last 40 years.

J.R. "Since my basesball team will win this World Series, if they don't take a bribe,let's call for a lockout!"

Chicago White Sox by Pud June 27, 2005

Turd Crusher 

One who partakes in any type of anal sex.

"Don't pick up the soap. Duane is a Turd Crusher!"

Turd Crusher by Pud June 5, 2005

cheesehead 

Poor, stupid and uneducated residents of Wisconsin that likes to throw cowshit at each other, and complain that all of the lakefront property is owned by out-of-staters.

My Grandfather sold 220 acres on the lakefront in 1995 for $12,000.00. Wish I coud buy it back. *SPLAT!*

cheesehead by Pud June 5, 2005

Jackwad 

Jackwad should be used in mixed company, when you should not use the term "Jagoff"!

Where is that Jackwad bartender?

Jackwad by Pud June 5, 2005