pud's definitions

van halen

One of the greatest bands ever until that pussy Sammy Hagar became the lead singer.

I was one of the best guitar players ever. Then, I decided to play keyboards. I needed a pussy singer. I fired Dave then hired the biggest pussy I could think of. Sammy Hagar.

by Pud June 28, 2005

Bitch

Any woman that pisses me off!

Lobster and the opera and all I get is a handshake? You Bitch!

by Pud July 15, 2008

Infusion

Vapid cunt.

See Kiwigirl

by pud June 5, 2003

Fuck You

"Fuck You" is an idiots response to any question an idiot cannot answer.

Person 1: " A five dollar whore would charge an imbicile like you ten dollars."

Idiot: "Fuck you!"

by Pud June 28, 2005

bitch sized

Adult men under six feet tall.

Another bitch sized lout trying to prove he is a man.

by Pud June 5, 2005

Trucker

Truckers are the reason all you see in your rear view mirror is a radiator grill.
P.S., They kill families when they are in a hurry, and can only count to 70.

Look! Another Trucker just killed a family on the interstate! Bet he fell asleep!

by Pud June 5, 2005

Shitheel

Shitheel is a term used to describe people that drive dump trucks.

Some Shitheel cracked my windshield.

by Pud June 5, 2005