18 definitions by pud

Turd Crusher

One who partakes in any type of anal sex.

"Don't pick up the soap. Duane is a Turd Crusher!"

by pud May 31, 2005

rattle your dags

Aussie for hurry up. Dags being the shit stuck on a sheeps arse. They rattle when they run.

Rattle your dags Sharon, Neighbours is almost on.

by pud October 10, 2003

cheesehead

Poor, stupid and uneducated residents of Wisconsin that likes to throw cowshit at each other, and complain that all of the lakefront property is owned by out-of-staters.

My Grandfather sold 220 acres on the lakefront in 1995 for $12,000.00. Wish I coud buy it back. *SPLAT!*

by pud May 31, 2005

mafia112

Slang for a bulletin board attention whore, who in addition to the normal female nudity postings (see infusion, kiwigirl et al.) also tries suicide and pregnancy trolls to gain attention

Oh crap, not another mafia112

by pud December 30, 2004

van halen

One of the greatest bands ever until that pussy Sammy Hagar became the lead singer.

I was one of the best guitar players ever. Then, I decided to play keyboards. I needed a pussy singer. I fired Dave then hired the biggest pussy I could think of. Sammy Hagar.

by pud June 19, 2005

Fuck You

"Fuck You" is an idiots response to any question an idiot cannot answer.

Person 1: " A five dollar whore would charge an imbicile like you ten dollars."

Idiot: "Fuck you!"

by pud June 19, 2005

fashionistas

Description for a vapid idiot, usually female whose thoughts only revolve around their next "must-have" purchase so they can have the same handbag as Sarah Jessica Parker.

Kelly Ann, what a fashionista, the only culture she knows is bacterial

by pud July 29, 2004