pud's definitions

Chicken Hauler

A Chicken Hauler is a Trucker that has many extra lights on his truck, works for less money than most other drivers and smells like pigshit.

Spray the Lysol! the Chicken Haule is here!

by Pud June 5, 2005

Chicago White Sox

The lesser of two baseball teams in Chicago. Cannot fill their stadium, unless the Cubs are playing at the well named "Cell". Players will take bribes to "fix" a world series. Fans attack elderly coaches from opposing teams. Owners encourage fans to cleanse their repugnant bodies by showering at the ballpark. One Hall of Famer, Frank Thomas, in the last 40 years.

J.R. "Since my basesball team will win this World Series, if they don't take a bribe,let's call for a lockout!"

by Pud June 27, 2005

Fuck You

"Fuck You" is an idiots response to any question an idiot cannot answer.

Person 1: " A five dollar whore would charge an imbicile like you ten dollars."

Idiot: "Fuck you!"

by Pud June 28, 2005

van halen

One of the greatest bands ever until that pussy Sammy Hagar became the lead singer.

I was one of the best guitar players ever. Then, I decided to play keyboards. I needed a pussy singer. I fired Dave then hired the biggest pussy I could think of. Sammy Hagar.

by Pud June 28, 2005

fashionistas

Description for a vapid idiot, usually female whose thoughts only revolve around their next "must-have" purchase so they can have the same handbag as Sarah Jessica Parker.

Kelly Ann, what a fashionista, the only culture she knows is bacterial

by pud July 29, 2004

cock slob

A Cock Slob is a person that takes on as many cocks as possible.

Shelley took on the basketball team again! What a Cockslob!

by Pud August 23, 2004

mafia112

Slang for a bulletin board attention whore, who in addition to the normal female nudity postings (see infusion, kiwigirl et al.) also tries suicide and pregnancy trolls to gain attention

Oh crap, not another mafia112

by pud December 30, 2003