pud's definitions

chutney ferret

fucked company's poster, gnorac.

That poofter gnorac over there, he's a right chutney ferret.

by pud August 27, 2003

cock slob

A Cock Slob is a person that takes on as many cocks as possible.

Shelley took on the basketball team again! What a Cockslob!

by Pud August 23, 2004

van halen

One of the greatest bands ever until that pussy Sammy Hagar became the lead singer.

I was one of the best guitar players ever. Then, I decided to play keyboards. I needed a pussy singer. I fired Dave then hired the biggest pussy I could think of. Sammy Hagar.

by Pud June 28, 2005

cheesehead

Poor, stupid and uneducated residents of Wisconsin that likes to throw cowshit at each other, and complain that all of the lakefront property is owned by out-of-staters.

My Grandfather sold 220 acres on the lakefront in 1995 for $12,000.00. Wish I coud buy it back. *SPLAT!*

by Pud June 5, 2005