watermelons

Big, voluptuous tits

Man, get a look at those watermelons!

by pentozali November 03, 2014

Sting

The name of Frodo's sword with which Sam mortally wounded the giant spider Shelob in Lord of the Rings.

Sam wounded Shelob at Cirith Ungol with Frodo's sword, Sting.

by pentozali January 17, 2008

semiconductors

People who cross-dress. Politically correct way of saying "transistors" ("trans-sisters").

I think we just turned the wrong way and wound up in the Castro District. I see a lot of semiconductors on this street.

by pentozali December 07, 2005

you can't eat it but it eats you

Describes venomous snakes in which the venom is of the type that liquefies human skin

Beware of this kind of snake if you're hiking. You can't eat it but it eats you.

by pentozali November 10, 2013

paid programming

Euphemism for the mindless infomercials or infotainment that you see on TV in the wee hours of the morning on many cable channels. Often consists of BS about products you wouldn't even THINK of buying.

If you wake up at 6 AM and you want to watch some good film on cable TV, forget it: you'll only see that damn paid programming.

by pentozali August 29, 2007

gof

Good old-fashioned.

Mike just bought a nice gof phone with real bells instead of ringtones.

by pentozali August 17, 2012

Wise Use

A cabal and political lobbying movement of corporate entities who are very environment-unfriendly and frequently engage in greenwashing activities.

I just heard that the Wise Use people want to cut down some more forest area in Russia.

by pentozali September 25, 2007