Definitions by peculiargoldfish
PTL
1. Praise the Lord (usually said as an interjection)
2. Post-thesis life (usually said as an adjective)
3. Part-time lover (usually said as a noun); a fwb or sneaky link
2. Post-thesis life (usually said as an adjective)
3. Part-time lover (usually said as a noun); a fwb or sneaky link
1. I barely survived that crash! PTL!
2. I finally turned in my senior thesis. Finally, I'm PTL!
3. I can't handle a relationship. I just need a PTL.
2. I finally turned in my senior thesis. Finally, I'm PTL!
3. I can't handle a relationship. I just need a PTL.
PTL by peculiargoldfish April 8, 2025
Zio
Short for Zionist: someone who believes that racist Jews have a right to an apartheid ethnostate. They usually defend the genocide of Palestinians on the grounds that many Jewish people support it, usually erasing people of all faiths refusing to back this terror state.
Naftali Bennett: The Palestinians can't have a state!
Normal, well-adjusted person: Man's a major Zio. They will say and do anything to secure complete Jewish supremacy to the detriment of Muslims and Jews alike. Free Palestine!
Normal, well-adjusted person: Man's a major Zio. They will say and do anything to secure complete Jewish supremacy to the detriment of Muslims and Jews alike. Free Palestine!
Zio by peculiargoldfish April 8, 2025
zester
A flirt, a handsome man who easily attracts all the ladies, someone who has hella "rizz" as they say these days. Originates from the kitchen tool used to make dishes have more a flavorful citrus taste.
1: Chris stole my girl again! How did this happen??
2: Brotha, everyone knows Chris is a big-time zester. Even I fall for him sometimes.
2: Brotha, everyone knows Chris is a big-time zester. Even I fall for him sometimes.
zester by peculiargoldfish April 8, 2025
boof
1. (v) to intake a substance via the rectum
2. (v) to do something stupid
Also (n) a dumb thing or action. Sometimes expressed in the form "off the boof" to say that something is a boof or that someone is boofing.
3. (n) a deep bark
Also (v) to produce a deep bark
2. (v) to do something stupid
Also (n) a dumb thing or action. Sometimes expressed in the form "off the boof" to say that something is a boof or that someone is boofing.
3. (n) a deep bark
Also (v) to produce a deep bark
1. Sen. Whitehouse: “I don’t know if it’s ‘buffed’ or ‘boofed,’ how do you pronounce that?”
Brett Kavanaugh: "That refers to flatulence sic."
2. Person A: The person you are talking to is a catfish. You're boofing so hard bro. You're mad off the boof.
Person B: I didn't even realize that until now. That's such a boof.
3. Me: Want a treat?
My dog: BOOF
Me: Don't boof at me like that!
Brett Kavanaugh: "That refers to flatulence sic."
2. Person A: The person you are talking to is a catfish. You're boofing so hard bro. You're mad off the boof.
Person B: I didn't even realize that until now. That's such a boof.
3. Me: Want a treat?
My dog: BOOF
Me: Don't boof at me like that!
boof by peculiargoldfish October 28, 2021
Lynch swap
a strategy in algebra in which if x/y=z, then y and z can be quickly "swapped" so that x/z=y. Very helpful for quickly solving for a variable.
Named after Mr. Lynch, a Floridian calculus teacher.
Named after Mr. Lynch, a Floridian calculus teacher.
Student θ: Ugh... solving 3/x=4 for x is going to take me like a bajillion steps.
Mr. Lynch: lol just Lynch swap 4 and the denominator x.
Mr. Lynch: lol just Lynch swap 4 and the denominator x.
Lynch swap by peculiargoldfish October 3, 2019
Gary Winthorpe
A character depicted by Danny Duncan, a popular YouTube personality. Generally only used when joking, in place of his real name.
Gary Winthorpe by peculiargoldfish October 12, 2017