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Lynch swap

a strategy in algebra in which if x/y=z, then y and z can be quickly "swapped" so that x/z=y. Very helpful for quickly solving for a variable.

Named after Mr. Lynch, a Floridian calculus teacher.
Student θ: Ugh... solving 3/x=4 for x is going to take me like a bajillion steps.
Mr. Lynch: lol just Lynch swap 4 and the denominator x.
by peculiargoldfish October 3, 2019
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hej

1. A cute, alternative way of saying "hedgehog," similarly to how "doggo" is used in place of "dog."

2. "Hello" or "hi" in Swedish.
1. Billy: Look at this cute hej.
Samantha: It's adorable!

2. Lucas: Hej där. (Hello there.)
Liam: Hej Lucas, hur mår du? (Hi Lucas, how are you?)
by peculiargoldfish October 9, 2017
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Eisgruber

A pitiful university president who talks about free speech all the time but actually represses protests and strikes, and does nothing to protect international students and create transition funds for folks losing their research funding under Trump. He also gets easily flustered whenever you say anything against the institutional groupthink of the Princeton University administration.
Damn, that Eisgruber mf is still justifying union busting, Israeli apartheid, fossil fuels, private equity, incarceration, and anti-democratic practices?
by peculiargoldfish April 8, 2025
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boof

1. (v) to intake a substance via the rectum
2. (v) to do something stupid

Also (n) a dumb thing or action. Sometimes expressed in the form "off the boof" to say that something is a boof or that someone is boofing.
3. (n) a deep bark

Also (v) to produce a deep bark
1. Sen. Whitehouse: “I don’t know if it’s ‘buffed’ or ‘boofed,’ how do you pronounce that?”
Brett Kavanaugh: "That refers to flatulence sic."

2. Person A: The person you are talking to is a catfish. You're boofing so hard bro. You're mad off the boof.
Person B: I didn't even realize that until now. That's such a boof.

3. Me: Want a treat?
My dog: BOOF
Me: Don't boof at me like that!
by peculiargoldfish October 28, 2021
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zester

A flirt, a handsome man who easily attracts all the ladies, someone who has hella "rizz" as they say these days. Originates from the kitchen tool used to make dishes have more a flavorful citrus taste.
1: Chris stole my girl again! How did this happen??
2: Brotha, everyone knows Chris is a big-time zester. Even I fall for him sometimes.
by peculiargoldfish April 8, 2025
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Gary Winthorpe

A character depicted by Danny Duncan, a popular YouTube personality. Generally only used when joking, in place of his real name.
Danny: Hey guys, my name is Gary Winthorpe.
by peculiargoldfish October 12, 2017
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Nord

Short for Nordic: of the countries of Norway, Sweden, Finland, Denmark, or Iceland.
Why do Norwegians and Swedish fight so much? They're all Nords anyway!
by peculiargoldfish April 8, 2025
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