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From Shakespeare's Hamlet this term means 'one's family'. Your brother, sister, mom or dad would be your own flash and blood.
by papermachete December 28, 2005
Get the Flesh and Bloodmug. i. What you can find here between these two arrows ----> <----.
ii. Something important to Ben Kweller.
iii. The opposite of something. Something that does not exist concretely.
ii. Something important to Ben Kweller.
iii. The opposite of something. Something that does not exist concretely.
Nothing will stop me from getting some booty tonight! Except my face. And my girlfriend.
Ben Kweller: Nothing isn't nothing nothing’s something that’s important to me. That's right. And everyone’s a little nothing that is how it should be. That's right.
That's right - sha sha. sha doo.
Isn't nothing something?
Ben Kweller: Nothing isn't nothing nothing’s something that’s important to me. That's right. And everyone’s a little nothing that is how it should be. That's right.
That's right - sha sha. sha doo.
Isn't nothing something?
by PaperMachete December 28, 2005
Get the nothingmug. 
Instead of saying boring as fuck you say boring ass fuck to show that you are so really really really ridiculously bored that you would rather see two or more people ass fuck each other or participate in it than pay attention or do whatever it is that's boring.
A more extreme version of boring ass.
A more extreme version of boring ass.
by PaperMachete October 26, 2005
Get the boring ass fuckmug. a word originally coined by Roald Dahl, a kickass author of books that ruled my childhood
means really delicious or really marvelous
means really delicious or really marvelous
mmmmm...those children tasted scrumdiddlyumptious
mmmmm...that beer was scrumdiddlyumptious
mmmmm...your mom was scrumdiddlyumptious
mmmmm...that sex was scrumdiddlyumptious
you get the picture
mmmmm...that beer was scrumdiddlyumptious
mmmmm...your mom was scrumdiddlyumptious
mmmmm...that sex was scrumdiddlyumptious
you get the picture
by PaperMachete November 2, 2005
Get the scrumdiddlyumptiousmug. by papermachete November 5, 2005
Get the gnarwhalmug. (n.) A fish native to the Amazon, known for getting it on with multiple species, especially with randy pirhanas. A dangerous species to deal with if you don't keep your holes or your wang covered, as they will fly towards either like Paris Hilton presented with a ganting guy and a camera. A constant source of marvel and horniness for horny ichthyologists across the world.
(interj.) A phrase meaning fuck with distant ties to the flying fuck (the flying fuckfish is the primary source of food fot the flying fuck). Used if the situation you're cursing is bizarre, you're confused, or if you're in the mood for alliteration. Can also be used interchangeably with flying fuck.
(interj.) A phrase meaning fuck with distant ties to the flying fuck (the flying fuckfish is the primary source of food fot the flying fuck). Used if the situation you're cursing is bizarre, you're confused, or if you're in the mood for alliteration. Can also be used interchangeably with flying fuck.
Dr. Hornhump, Ichthyologist emeritus: Be careful of the flying fuckfish, Fiorella, they can find the most obscure and well-covered holes like Osama Bin Laden on a hot, Afghani day.
Juwanna Tinkle: What's the capital of Assyria?!
Me: Flying fuckfish! How the hell should I know?
Juwanna Tinkle: What's the capital of Assyria?!
Me: Flying fuckfish! How the hell should I know?
by papermachete November 5, 2005
Get the flying fuckfishmug.