boring ass fuck

Instead of saying boring as fuck you say boring ass fuck to show that you are so really really really ridiculously bored that you would rather see two or more people ass fuck each other or participate in it than pay attention or do whatever it is that's boring.

A more extreme version of boring ass.
That movie was so boring ass fuck that i started to gouge my eyes out.
by PaperMachete October 26, 2005
Get the boring ass fuck mug.

the truth

1. Something no one can handle.

2. Something that usually is stranger than fiction.

3. Something that can be really fucked up.
Kaffee: I want the truth!
Col. Jessep: You can't handle the truth!

The truth is rarely pure and never simple. --Oscar Wilde

Truth is stranger than fiction

by PaperMachete October 25, 2005
Get the the truth mug.

relief

the feeling you get when you realize that you're not doomed to eternal misery after all

the feeling you get when you realize the popo didn't detect the stash of pot in your chocalate starfish
by PaperMachete October 25, 2005
Get the relief mug.

oolala

expression or interjection of pleasure or pleasant surprise.

another way of saying oh boy or oh yea
less severe way of saying hell yes

a good thing to say when presented with dessert or candy
when she tore her blouse off and proceeded to yank me towards her by my necktie, i exclaimed, "oolala!"

when the waiter came with dessert, trudy exclaimed, "oolala!"
by papermachete October 27, 2005
Get the oolala mug.

face the music

Dates back to 1850, but the exact origin is unknown. One theory is that it comes from the theater world, where musicians were in a pit in front of the stage, so "to face the music" was to turn towards the audience. Another theory says it comes from a Civil War military ceremony where an officer that is about to be cashiered is literally drummed out.
Come out and face the music. I know what you've been doing to my socks.
by papermachete November 03, 2005
Get the face the music mug.

supa fine

(adj.) describing something crazy fine, bodacious, gnarly, or the shit
Laura is so supa fine. What a mondo babe.
by papermachete October 29, 2005
Get the supa fine mug.

Sherminator

Chuck Sherman's nickname in American Pie and American Pie 2.

A kickass RA who break dances, does wushu, and is an all-around badass.
Chuck Sherman: I am The Sherminator. I'm a sophisticated sex robot sent back through time, to change the future for one lucky lady.

Sherman: Yeayuh!

That kid is suck a crazy ass motherfucker; he's a sherminator.
by PaperMachete October 26, 2005
Get the Sherminator mug.