papermachete's definitions

school

The reason pseudo-zombies roam the earth.

Start school fucking later.

I studied for the calc mid-term until five in the morning. Fuck school for turning me into a pseudo-zombie.

by PaperMachete December 28, 2005

fornication station

i. A place where people fornicate.
ii. A whorehouse.

A term I came up with just because it rhymes, and I was horny as hell.

Come to my fornication station, lover.

Tony and Tamela had hot, wild sex at their fornication station, a.k.a., out in public.

Come to the fornication station. The whores are whorifically sexy.

by PaperMachete November 13, 2005

Pfff

An expression of annoyance or disappointment.

I've got so much shit to do, pfff.

by papermachete October 28, 2005

frog

amphibian that tastes like chicken fried or cooked.

amphibian you lick to get high if it's of the hallucinogenic sort from the Amazon.

this frog leg tastes like chicken.

stoner1: couldja pass me that there frog, bra?
stoner2: as soon as i'm done licking the hallucinogenic agents off of it's epidermal coating dude.

by papermachete February 18, 2007

boring ass

Really really really ridiculously boring.

That physics lecture was so boring ass, I fell asleep with my leg behind my ear and my finger in my ass.

by PaperMachete October 26, 2005

shrivel

What happens to a nutsack and schlong when all vitality is lost and the desire for sweet booty dissipates.

My nutsack shriveled when I saw the old guy bang the old lady.

by PaperMachete December 28, 2005

whoosh

(n.) the sound of something flying by very quickly, deadlines for instance.

(v.) to pass by very rapidly.

"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they fly by."
- Douglas Adams.

A snowball whooshed past my face, missing by an infinitesmal distance; I let out my battle cry that woke up the whole neighborhood.

by papermachete December 28, 2005