papermachete's definitions
(v.) To slack off by wasting time idely, sometimes through electronic means like video games, or through alcohol, doing absolutely nothing, or sleeping excessively. To goof off is to pass the time through the most unproductive means possible.
I completely goofed off in college, devoting my life to slime volleyball, Soul Calibur 3, and ultimate frisbee instead of academics. Now I'm a level 3 barbarian living in a shack by a tucked away creek in Intercourse, Pennsylvania. It was totally worth it.
I totally goofed off. It's three in the morning and I'm still reading hysterical defs on urbandictionary.com.
To goof off is to live life to the fullest.
I totally goofed off. It's three in the morning and I'm still reading hysterical defs on urbandictionary.com.
To goof off is to live life to the fullest.
by papermachete November 10, 2005
Get the goof offmug. Another way of saying okeydoke, okey, sure, alright, sure thing
Appeared first in around 1930.
Famously used in the movie Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, which interestingly corresponds to that time era, by Short Round, the Vietnamese kid with the hat, who also starred in the Goonies.
Appeared first in around 1930.
Famously used in the movie Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, which interestingly corresponds to that time era, by Short Round, the Vietnamese kid with the hat, who also starred in the Goonies.
by papermachete April 10, 2006
Get the okey dokeymug. Their sighs gradually crescendoed until she was screaming as she rode up and down his cock harder and harder.
*Sigh* I'm broke.
He sighed as the leaves fell on his head.
*Sigh* I'm broke.
He sighed as the leaves fell on his head.
by papermachete December 28, 2005
Get the sighmug. In its original form recorded in the early 1960s, it refers to the voracious feeding habits of sharks. From the late 1970s onward it came into use in its more general sense which means furious commercial competition.
by papermachete December 28, 2005
Get the feeding frenzymug. i. A place where people fornicate.
ii. A whorehouse.
A term I came up with just because it rhymes, and I was horny as hell.
ii. A whorehouse.
A term I came up with just because it rhymes, and I was horny as hell.
Come to my fornication station, lover.
Tony and Tamela had hot, wild sex at their fornication station, a.k.a., out in public.
Come to the fornication station. The whores are whorifically sexy.
Tony and Tamela had hot, wild sex at their fornication station, a.k.a., out in public.
Come to the fornication station. The whores are whorifically sexy.
by PaperMachete November 13, 2005
Get the fornication stationmug. 1. A phrase that can implicitly mean, "sorry, I'm a dumbfuck," "forget that," or "forget I said that because it's idiotic and incriminating." Often used when the person spoken to has no fuckin' clue what the hell you're talking about.
Idiom: 2. "Don't bother" or "don't trouble yourself, it doesn't matter" or "It's no big deal." 3. "Not to mention, or certainly not." 4. "It's none of your beeswax, don't concern yourself with that."
Idiom: 2. "Don't bother" or "don't trouble yourself, it doesn't matter" or "It's no big deal." 3. "Not to mention, or certainly not." 4. "It's none of your beeswax, don't concern yourself with that."
1. Me: You're so nadia, Nadia. You make my heart race and my head crazy.
Nadia: What!?
Me: Never mind.
2. I was trying to get some help with my cuckoo brain, but never mind, I'll figure it out on my own.
3. I can't talk the talk, never mind walk the walk.
4. Never you mind where I'm going to take a piss.
Nadia: What!?
Me: Never mind.
2. I was trying to get some help with my cuckoo brain, but never mind, I'll figure it out on my own.
3. I can't talk the talk, never mind walk the walk.
4. Never you mind where I'm going to take a piss.
by papermachete December 28, 2005
Get the never mindmug. (v.) 1. To waste time idly. 2. To mess up something. 3. To tease (goof on).
(n.) A silly or inept person.
(n.) A silly or inept person.
Because I goofed (waste time), I goofed (messed up) my speech, and even worse, Nadia goofed on (teased) me for it; now I feel like such a goof (inept person).
by papermachete December 28, 2005
Get the goofmug.