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Felix Baumgardner

The boy who jumped... and lived.
Felix Baumgardner jumped from the edge of space at 128,000 feet setting a new world record.

There's Felix the Cat and there's Felix who didn't Splat.
by onehandcrabbing October 15, 2012
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iPlaid

What is that guy wearing?

That's iPlaid. He must be an Apple engineer.
by onehandcrabbing October 18, 2012
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Fartissimo

1. Noun: An extremely loud and powerful fart that commands admiration and deference.

2. Adj: Shockingly loud, commanding - used especially as a description of farts.
The conductor raised his hands as the audience quieted in anticipation and to their profound amazement he unleashed a fartissimo!

Greg made a strong effort and managed a good loud fart, but Jacob's was fartissimo!
by onehandcrabbing November 15, 2011
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Fartburger

N. Something that at one point in time would have fetched an excellent market price, but because of seller greed and overpricing it didn't sell and because of market change it suddenly became such a rotten, stinky deal that the item could only be sold below cost.
Jim could have sold his home before the housing market collapse, but he held firm on an astronomical price. Now, he has a real fartburger on his hands.

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by onehandcrabbing November 29, 2011
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Fartning

A sudden, unexpected and usually high pitched fart that produces a physical jolt similar to an electric shock. The effect is sometimes felt by those nearby.
I just started giving the speech when I was hit by fartning! Everyone was shocked!
by onehandcrabbing November 14, 2011
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fartpad

When you sit on your iPad and crack the screen (in more ways than one) and it makes a muffled fart noise you suddenly have a fartpad.
Hey don't sit on your iPad!
ooops.
Well, nice fartpad.
by onehandcrabbing December 12, 2013
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SMILE

Similar to MILF, SMILE is an acronym for Sex Muffin I'd Like to Eat.
That woman has an amazing SMILE.

No doubt. She looks delicious.
by onehandcrabbing December 12, 2013
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