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Definitions by onehandcrabbing

Poopendage 

When your poop is out of your butt, but still attached to your anus you have a poopendage.
I had a big poopendage for a minute or two before it fell off!
Poopendage by onehandcrabbing March 12, 2013

New Year's Buffet 

The first gluttonous feast of the year usually served from around noon to 3pm on January 1st when most New Year's Eve revelers wake up.
We had a wonderfully drunken New Year's Eve and now we're looking forward to New Year's Buffet!
New Year's Buffet by onehandcrabbing December 31, 2012

Whatasmell 

The odor that lingers in a room or car and sometimes on a person for several hours after a whataburger has been consumed.
Non-Texan: Whoa, what's that stink?!

Texan: Whatasmell. Someone's been chowing on Whataburger.
Whatasmell by onehandcrabbing November 13, 2012

Chicken Noodle Soup (song)

A hip hop song by DJ Webstar. It was performed by rappers Young B. and The Voice of Harlem. There is also an accompanying dance.

In the great tradition of hip hop, Chicken Noodle Soup combines the lyrical and rhythmic power of insightful poetry with profound social commentary reflecting the societal, economic and educational realities of Harlem and other communities like it.

The chicken noodle soup symbolizes a cheap meal and speaks to the economic distress of the community while “the soda on the side” represents the allure of unhealthy “feel good” sugar foods and calories highlighting directly poor nutrition and the need for instant gratification indirectly (by contrast most families with greater education would serve milk or water with the soup).

It has been argued that the rain can mean almost anything metaphorically, but that the depth of the metaphor is that it is a recurring maladaptive behavior repeated over and over by members of the community. “Let it rain, then clear it out. Let it rain, then clear it out.” No effort is made to stop the rain from coming in. It’s allowed and then “cleared out” in perpetuity.
Chicken Noodle Soup (song) is a hot song, man. Straight up dope in 2006!

Hotter than Hades 

A typical if not overused description of Texas in the summertime.
Texan: Dadgum! It's hotter than Hades out here.
Hotter than Hades by onehandcrabbing November 11, 2012
A person who willingly takes the blame for a fart when it wasn't theirs, especially to protect the true farter from suffering unbearable embarrassment.
I was with Julie at her swearing in ceremony when she ripped a thunderclap. I quickly became a fartyr for her!
Fartyr by onehandcrabbing October 28, 2012
The tartan of Apple Computer.
What is that guy wearing?

That's iPlaid. He must be an Apple engineer.
iPlaid by onehandcrabbing October 18, 2012