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N. Something that at one point in time would have fetched an excellent market price, but because of seller greed and overpricing it didn't sell and because of market change it suddenly became such a rotten, stinky deal that the item could only be sold below cost.
Jim could have sold his home before the housing market collapse, but he held firm on an astronomical price. Now, he has a real fartburger on his hands.
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by onehandcrabbing November 29, 2011
Get the Fartburger mug.When you sit on your iPad and crack the screen (in more ways than one) and it makes a muffled fart noise you suddenly have a fartpad.
by onehandcrabbing December 12, 2013
Get the fartpad mug.A sudden, unexpected and usually high pitched fart that produces a physical jolt similar to an electric shock. The effect is sometimes felt by those nearby.
by onehandcrabbing November 14, 2011
Get the Fartning mug.1. Noun: An extremely loud and powerful fart that commands admiration and deference.
2. Adj: Shockingly loud, commanding - used especially as a description of farts.
2. Adj: Shockingly loud, commanding - used especially as a description of farts.
The conductor raised his hands as the audience quieted in anticipation and to their profound amazement he unleashed a fartissimo!
Greg made a strong effort and managed a good loud fart, but Jacob's was fartissimo!
Greg made a strong effort and managed a good loud fart, but Jacob's was fartissimo!
by onehandcrabbing November 15, 2011
Get the Fartissimo mug.I was going to the kitchen to get another beer, but David's fartification was too formidable.
I asked Robert what he thought about my opinion and his fartification was more poignant than his words.
I asked Robert what he thought about my opinion and his fartification was more poignant than his words.
by onehandcrabbing November 29, 2011
Get the Fartification mug.In presidential politics: to pick a vice presidential candidate who hurts your campaign more than helps it and then then to subsequently sink your campaign completely by making an ill-advised or ridiculous statement in September before the election.
Named for John McCain and Mitt Romney who both achieved the feat.
Named for John McCain and Mitt Romney who both achieved the feat.
John McCain vice presidential pick: Sarah Palin. September announcement to suspend his campaign to go back to Washington to work on the financial crisis.
Mitt Romney vice presidential pick: Paul Ryan. September criticism of U.S. embassy while it was then currently under attack and mistakenly accusing the current administration of pandering to terrorists.
Our vice presidential candidate is dragging us down. Let's carefully stay on message this September so we don't commit a Romcainey.
Mitt Romney vice presidential pick: Paul Ryan. September criticism of U.S. embassy while it was then currently under attack and mistakenly accusing the current administration of pandering to terrorists.
Our vice presidential candidate is dragging us down. Let's carefully stay on message this September so we don't commit a Romcainey.
by onehandcrabbing September 13, 2012
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