When you sit on your iPad and crack the screen (in more ways than one) and it makes a muffled fart noise you suddenly have a fartpad.
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Get the fartpad mug.A sudden, unexpected and usually high pitched fart that produces a physical jolt similar to an electric shock. The effect is sometimes felt by those nearby.
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Get the Fartning mug.1. Someone who dons a helmet and colored body condom and slides down a slippery chute as fast as possible on a sled.
2. Someone who competes in the luge.
2. Someone who competes in the luge.
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Get the What Does The Fox Say? mug.A person who comes over to be with your wife (usually another bitch) to keep her from whining and complaining while you go out with the guys.
Hey man, do you want to go with us to Hooters and then over to the new club?
Absolutely! I just need to get a bitchsitter.
Absolutely! I just need to get a bitchsitter.
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Get the bitchsitter mug.adv. from the end : what precedes comes from the speaker's end or ass because of vanity or pride and what follows is more or less the actual truth of the matter.
I thought seriously about going to Harvard buttultimately attended the local junior college.
Our defense played their hearts out and really showed determination buttultimately we couldn't stop the run and they kept scoring.
Our defense played their hearts out and really showed determination buttultimately we couldn't stop the run and they kept scoring.
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Get the Buttultimately mug.A disorder marked by abnormal abdominal discharges from the ass and typically manifested by sudden, brief episodes of diminished sphincter control, involuntary flatulence, and sometimes severe anal explosions.
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