Easter

Spanish word meaning: Mexicans to the park!

Wow, the park is full of Mexicans. It must be easter.

by onehandcrabbing January 13, 2012

Luger

1. Someone who dons a helmet and colored body condom and slides down a slippery chute as fast as possible on a sled.

2. Someone who competes in the luge.

"What kind of athlete are you?"

"I am a luger."

"Yes, yes you are."

by onehandcrabbing April 05, 2013

Whatasmell

The odor that lingers in a room or car and sometimes on a person for several hours after a whataburger has been consumed.

Non-Texan: Whoa, what's that stink?!

Texan: Whatasmell. Someone's been chowing on Whataburger.

by onehandcrabbing June 01, 2012

toothole

A hilarious and acceptable way for kids to call other kids assholes.

Dad, Paisley said she wasn't going to be my friend anymore.

Call her a toothole.

Haha. That sounds funny. Ok, daddy.

by onehandcrabbing January 28, 2014

Felix Baumgardner

The boy who jumped... and lived.

Felix Baumgardner jumped from the edge of space at 128,000 feet setting a new world record.

There's Felix the Cat and there's Felix who didn't Splat.

by onehandcrabbing October 15, 2012

What Does The Fox Say?

A polite way to say, "What the fuck?"

Girlfriend: I forgot my toothbrush, so I used yours.
Boyfriend: What does the fox say?

by onehandcrabbing October 28, 2013

Bengay Challenge

Any man worth the hair on his balls knows that the cinnamon challenge is for pussies. A much older and more venerable challenge is the Bengay Challenge. It has been attempted in fraternity houses and college dorms for generations.

The challenge: Take about a tablespoon of Bengay and apply it to your testicles.

Bengay Challenge classic tagline: "Are you a man or have you Bengay?" Put Bengay on your balls and we'll find out!"

by onehandcrabbing August 31, 2012