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Felix Baumgardner jumped from the edge of space at 128,000 feet setting a new world record.
There's Felix the Cat and there's Felix who didn't Splat.
There's Felix the Cat and there's Felix who didn't Splat.
by onehandcrabbing October 15, 2012
Get the Felix Baumgardnermug. The tartan of Apple Computer.
by onehandcrabbing October 18, 2012
Get the iPlaidmug. 1. Noun: An extremely loud and powerful fart that commands admiration and deference.
2. Adj: Shockingly loud, commanding - used especially as a description of farts.
2. Adj: Shockingly loud, commanding - used especially as a description of farts.
The conductor raised his hands as the audience quieted in anticipation and to their profound amazement he unleashed a fartissimo!
Greg made a strong effort and managed a good loud fart, but Jacob's was fartissimo!
Greg made a strong effort and managed a good loud fart, but Jacob's was fartissimo!
by onehandcrabbing November 15, 2011
Get the Fartissimomug. N. Something that at one point in time would have fetched an excellent market price, but because of seller greed and overpricing it didn't sell and because of market change it suddenly became such a rotten, stinky deal that the item could only be sold below cost.
Jim could have sold his home before the housing market collapse, but he held firm on an astronomical price. Now, he has a real fartburger on his hands.
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fartburger.com
by onehandcrabbing November 29, 2011
Get the Fartburgermug. A sudden, unexpected and usually high pitched fart that produces a physical jolt similar to an electric shock. The effect is sometimes felt by those nearby.
by onehandcrabbing November 14, 2011
Get the Fartningmug. When you sit on your iPad and crack the screen (in more ways than one) and it makes a muffled fart noise you suddenly have a fartpad.
by onehandcrabbing December 12, 2013
Get the fartpadmug. by onehandcrabbing December 12, 2013
Get the SMILEmug.