Pooplexed

Confused as shit.

Dude, do you understand that woman?

Nope, she has me pooplexed.

by onehandcrabbing April 26, 2013

Fartification

noun - A well placed or well timed fart that strengthens or defends one's position.

I was going to the kitchen to get another beer, but David's fartification was too formidable.

I asked Robert what he thought about my opinion and his fartification was more poignant than his words.

by onehandcrabbing November 29, 2011

Geneva Convention Violating Dip

When you lose a chip in a dip, so you send in a rescue chip, but the dip breaks that chip too you have Geneva Convention Violating Dip.

Oh no! I lost part of a chip in the dip and now the dip broke my rescue chip!

Wow, that's some Geneva Convention Violating Dip!

by onehandcrabbing October 13, 2013

sheep dip

a polite redneck expletive most often used when a vulgar expletive would be inappropriate even for a redneck.

Well, sheep dip kids I can't get the truck to start.

by onehandcrabbing October 14, 2012

Portage

Noun : A fancy word that means, "Guess what? You're going to have to fucking carry your boat!"

After we paddle across this lake there's a portage to the river.

by onehandcrabbing January 17, 2012

Poopendage

When your poop is out of your butt, but still attached to your anus you have a poopendage.

I had a big poopendage for a minute or two before it fell off!

by onehandcrabbing March 13, 2013

Buttultimately

adv. from the end : what precedes comes from the speaker's end or ass because of vanity or pride and what follows is more or less the actual truth of the matter.

I thought seriously about going to Harvard buttultimately attended the local junior college.

Our defense played their hearts out and really showed determination buttultimately we couldn't stop the run and they kept scoring.

by onehandcrabbing January 13, 2012