Definitions by onehandcrabbing

Fartburger 

N. Something that at one point in time would have fetched an excellent market price, but because of seller greed and overpricing it didn't sell and because of market change it suddenly became such a rotten, stinky deal that the item could only be sold below cost.

Jim could have sold his home before the housing market collapse, but he held firm on an astronomical price. Now, he has a real fartburger on his hands.

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Fartburger by onehandcrabbing November 29, 2011

Fartilepsy 

A disorder marked by abnormal abdominal discharges from the ass and typically manifested by sudden, brief episodes of diminished sphincter control, involuntary flatulence, and sometimes severe anal explosions.

Tobin would be a great guy to date, but he does suffer from fartilepsy so be forewarned.

Fartilepsy by onehandcrabbing November 29, 2011

Fartification 

noun - A well placed or well timed fart that strengthens or defends one's position.

I was going to the kitchen to get another beer, but David's fartification was too formidable.

I asked Robert what he thought about my opinion and his fartification was more poignant than his words.

Fartification by onehandcrabbing November 29, 2011

Fartissimo 

1. Noun: An extremely loud and powerful fart that commands admiration and deference.

2. Adj: Shockingly loud, commanding - used especially as a description of farts.

The conductor raised his hands as the audience quieted in anticipation and to their profound amazement he unleashed a fartissimo!

Greg made a strong effort and managed a good loud fart, but Jacob's was fartissimo!

Fartissimo by onehandcrabbing November 15, 2011

Fartning 

A sudden, unexpected and usually high pitched fart that produces a physical jolt similar to an electric shock. The effect is sometimes felt by those nearby.

I just started giving the speech when I was hit by fartning! Everyone was shocked!

Fartning by onehandcrabbing November 14, 2011