Fartosis of the Louvre

A condition that causes excess gas around fine art.
I was enjoying the Mona Lisa when I was hit with a bad case of fartosis of the Louvre and had to run for the exit.
by onehandcrabbing September 26, 2012
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Chicken Noodle Soup (song)

A hip hop song by DJ Webstar. It was performed by rappers Young B. and The Voice of Harlem. There is also an accompanying dance.

In the great tradition of hip hop, Chicken Noodle Soup combines the lyrical and rhythmic power of insightful poetry with profound social commentary reflecting the societal, economic and educational realities of Harlem and other communities like it.

The chicken noodle soup symbolizes a cheap meal and speaks to the economic distress of the community while “the soda on the side” represents the allure of unhealthy “feel good” sugar foods and calories highlighting directly poor nutrition and the need for instant gratification indirectly (by contrast most families with greater education would serve milk or water with the soup).

It has been argued that the rain can mean almost anything metaphorically, but that the depth of the metaphor is that it is a recurring maladaptive behavior repeated over and over by members of the community. “Let it rain, then clear it out. Let it rain, then clear it out.” No effort is made to stop the rain from coming in. It’s allowed and then “cleared out” in perpetuity.
Chicken Noodle Soup (song) is a hot song, man. Straight up dope in 2006!
by onehandcrabbing November 13, 2012
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Pooplexed

Dude, do you understand that woman?

Nope, she has me pooplexed.
by onehandcrabbing April 25, 2013
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tootology

The needless or unwelcome repetition of a fart.
When someone farts and everyone laughs so they fart again, but no one thinks it's funny the second time is an example of tootology.
by onehandcrabbing October 10, 2012
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Instagram

An app that makes your photos look like shit while simultaneously making you happy about it.
I can't believe Facebook paid a billion dollars to buy Instagram; a program that makes perfectly good photos look like shit.

"OMG look at my mom's crappy old photos from the 70s... Oh, but check out this Instagram photo of me and Katie at the bar last night."

Instagram makes photos more fartsy than artsy.
by onehandcrabbing September 29, 2012
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