onehandcrabbing's definitions

sheep dip

a polite redneck expletive most often used when a vulgar expletive would be inappropriate even for a redneck.

Well, sheep dip kids I can't get the truck to start.

by onehandcrabbing October 14, 2012

Fartilepsy

A disorder marked by abnormal abdominal discharges from the ass and typically manifested by sudden, brief episodes of diminished sphincter control, involuntary flatulence, and sometimes severe anal explosions.

Tobin would be a great guy to date, but he does suffer from fartilepsy so be forewarned.

by onehandcrabbing November 29, 2011

Instagram

An app that makes your photos look like shit while simultaneously making you happy about it.

I can't believe Facebook paid a billion dollars to buy Instagram; a program that makes perfectly good photos look like shit.

"OMG look at my mom's crappy old photos from the 70s... Oh, but check out this Instagram photo of me and Katie at the bar last night."

Instagram makes photos more fartsy than artsy.

by onehandcrabbing September 29, 2012

Dallass-Fart Worth

A place in Texas where many cross-country airline flights stop for connections and a particularly excellent place for a mid-trip dump.

Woman: Oh dear, I'm feeling like I need to drop the kids off at the pool.

Man: We'll be landing in Dallass-Fart Worth shortly and you can bend a biscuit there.

by onehandcrabbing November 29, 2011

Winter Olympics

The Olympics in which white Europeans can compete and win.

"I can't run as fast as those Kenyans or dive, flip and twist as well as those Asians!"

"You need to start training for the Winter Olympics, Sven."

by onehandcrabbing April 21, 2013