Definitions by onehandcrabbing

Snark of the Covenant

Where all the top smart-ass remarks are kept.

"No, I'm not insulting you. I'm describing you."

Wow, put that in the Snark of the Covenant.

Snark of the Covenant by onehandcrabbing November 23, 2013

What Does The Fox Say? 

A polite way to say, "What the fuck?"

Girlfriend: I forgot my toothbrush, so I used yours.
Boyfriend: What does the fox say?

What Does The Fox Say? by onehandcrabbing October 27, 2013

Geneva Convention Violating Dip

When you lose a chip in a dip, so you send in a rescue chip, but the dip breaks that chip too you have Geneva Convention Violating Dip.

Oh no! I lost part of a chip in the dip and now the dip broke my rescue chip!

Wow, that's some Geneva Convention Violating Dip!

Geneva Convention Violating Dip by onehandcrabbing October 13, 2013

Pooplexed 

Confused as shit.

Dude, do you understand that woman?

Nope, she has me pooplexed.

Pooplexed by onehandcrabbing April 25, 2013

Winter Olympics

The Olympics in which white Europeans can compete and win.

"I can't run as fast as those Kenyans or dive, flip and twist as well as those Asians!"

"You need to start training for the Winter Olympics, Sven."

Winter Olympics by onehandcrabbing April 21, 2013

Luger 

1. Someone who dons a helmet and colored body condom and slides down a slippery chute as fast as possible on a sled.

2. Someone who competes in the luge.

"What kind of athlete are you?"

"I am a luger."

"Yes, yes you are."

Luger by onehandcrabbing April 4, 2013

Poopendickular

The right angle for anal sex.

Turn around and get poopendickular, babe.

Poopendickular by onehandcrabbing March 18, 2013