iPlaid

The tartan of Apple Computer.

What is that guy wearing?

That's iPlaid. He must be an Apple engineer.

by onehandcrabbing October 18, 2012

Poople

People who smell like shit.

There were a lot of poople at the concert last night.

by onehandcrabbing December 18, 2013

Fartosis of the Louvre

A condition that causes excess gas around fine art.

I was enjoying the Mona Lisa when I was hit with a bad case of fartosis of the Louvre and had to run for the exit.

by onehandcrabbing September 26, 2012

Fartning

A sudden, unexpected and usually high pitched fart that produces a physical jolt similar to an electric shock. The effect is sometimes felt by those nearby.

I just started giving the speech when I was hit by fartning! Everyone was shocked!

by onehandcrabbing November 14, 2011

Poopendickular

The right angle for anal sex.

Turn around and get poopendickular, babe.

by onehandcrabbing March 18, 2013

Fartesian

Of or relating to the philosophy of farts.

I think therefore I am is Cartesian. I fart therefore I am is Fartesian.

by onehandcrabbing December 18, 2013

Fartissimo

1. Noun: An extremely loud and powerful fart that commands admiration and deference.

2. Adj: Shockingly loud, commanding - used especially as a description of farts.

The conductor raised his hands as the audience quieted in anticipation and to their profound amazement he unleashed a fartissimo!

Greg made a strong effort and managed a good loud fart, but Jacob's was fartissimo!

by onehandcrabbing November 15, 2011