New Year's Buffet

The first gluttonous feast of the year usually served from around noon to 3pm on January 1st when most New Year's Eve revelers wake up.

We had a wonderfully drunken New Year's Eve and now we're looking forward to New Year's Buffet!

by onehandcrabbing December 31, 2012

donkey barbeque

An ass-chewing. A verbal reprimand.

Mike didn't finish the project by deadline.

Uh oh, There's going to be a donkey barbeque.

by onehandcrabbing December 06, 2013

Snark of the Covenant

Where all the top smart-ass remarks are kept.

"No, I'm not insulting you. I'm describing you."

Wow, put that in the Snark of the Covenant.

by onehandcrabbing November 23, 2013

Fartyr

A person who willingly takes the blame for a fart when it wasn't theirs, especially to protect the true farter from suffering unbearable embarrassment.

I was with Julie at her swearing in ceremony when she ripped a thunderclap. I quickly became a fartyr for her!

by onehandcrabbing October 28, 2012

Poopendickular

The right angle for anal sex.

Turn around and get poopendickular, babe.

by onehandcrabbing March 18, 2013

Fartburger

N. Something that at one point in time would have fetched an excellent market price, but because of seller greed and overpricing it didn't sell and because of market change it suddenly became such a rotten, stinky deal that the item could only be sold below cost.

Jim could have sold his home before the housing market collapse, but he held firm on an astronomical price. Now, he has a real fartburger on his hands.

fartburger.com

by onehandcrabbing November 29, 2011

Fartissimo

1. Noun: An extremely loud and powerful fart that commands admiration and deference.

2. Adj: Shockingly loud, commanding - used especially as a description of farts.

The conductor raised his hands as the audience quieted in anticipation and to their profound amazement he unleashed a fartissimo!

Greg made a strong effort and managed a good loud fart, but Jacob's was fartissimo!

by onehandcrabbing November 15, 2011