onehandcrabbing's definitions

New Year's Buffet

The first gluttonous feast of the year usually served from around noon to 3pm on January 1st when most New Year's Eve revelers wake up.

We had a wonderfully drunken New Year's Eve and now we're looking forward to New Year's Buffet!

by onehandcrabbing December 31, 2012

Poople

People who smell like shit.

There were a lot of poople at the concert last night.

by onehandcrabbing December 17, 2013

Hotter than Hades

A typical if not overused description of Texas in the summertime.

Texan: Dadgum! It's hotter than Hades out here.

by onehandcrabbing November 11, 2012

Snark of the Covenant

Where all the top smart-ass remarks are kept.

"No, I'm not insulting you. I'm describing you."

Wow, put that in the Snark of the Covenant.

by onehandcrabbing November 23, 2013

Whatasmell

The odor that lingers in a room or car and sometimes on a person for several hours after a whataburger has been consumed.

Non-Texan: Whoa, what's that stink?!

Texan: Whatasmell. Someone's been chowing on Whataburger.

by onehandcrabbing November 13, 2012

Fartification

noun - A well placed or well timed fart that strengthens or defends one's position.

I was going to the kitchen to get another beer, but David's fartification was too formidable.

I asked Robert what he thought about my opinion and his fartification was more poignant than his words.

by onehandcrabbing November 29, 2011

Romcainey

In presidential politics: to pick a vice presidential candidate who hurts your campaign more than helps it and then then to subsequently sink your campaign completely by making an ill-advised or ridiculous statement in September before the election.

Named for John McCain and Mitt Romney who both achieved the feat.

John McCain vice presidential pick: Sarah Palin. September announcement to suspend his campaign to go back to Washington to work on the financial crisis.

Mitt Romney vice presidential pick: Paul Ryan. September criticism of U.S. embassy while it was then currently under attack and mistakenly accusing the current administration of pandering to terrorists.

Our vice presidential candidate is dragging us down. Let's carefully stay on message this September so we don't commit a Romcainey.

by onehandcrabbing September 13, 2012