SMILE

Similar to MILF, SMILE is an acronym for Sex Muffin I'd Like to Eat.

That woman has an amazing SMILE.

No doubt. She looks delicious.

by onehandcrabbing December 12, 2013

Winter Olympics

The Olympics in which white Europeans can compete and win.

"I can't run as fast as those Kenyans or dive, flip and twist as well as those Asians!"

"You need to start training for the Winter Olympics, Sven."

by onehandcrabbing April 21, 2013

sheep dip

a polite redneck expletive most often used when a vulgar expletive would be inappropriate even for a redneck.

Well, sheep dip kids I can't get the truck to start.

by onehandcrabbing October 14, 2012

Poopendage

When your poop is out of your butt, but still attached to your anus you have a poopendage.

I had a big poopendage for a minute or two before it fell off!

by onehandcrabbing March 12, 2013

Dallass-Fart Worth

A place in Texas where many cross-country airline flights stop for connections and a particularly excellent place for a mid-trip dump.

Woman: Oh dear, I'm feeling like I need to drop the kids off at the pool.

Man: We'll be landing in Dallass-Fart Worth shortly and you can bend a biscuit there.

by onehandcrabbing November 29, 2011

toothole

A hilarious and acceptable way for kids to call other kids assholes.

Dad, Paisley said she wasn't going to be my friend anymore.

Call her a toothole.

Haha. That sounds funny. Ok, daddy.

by onehandcrabbing January 28, 2014

Fartesian

Of or relating to the philosophy of farts.

I think therefore I am is Cartesian. I fart therefore I am is Fartesian.

by onehandcrabbing December 17, 2013