onehandcrabbing's definitions

Luger

1. Someone who dons a helmet and colored body condom and slides down a slippery chute as fast as possible on a sled.

2. Someone who competes in the luge.

"What kind of athlete are you?"

"I am a luger."

"Yes, yes you are."

by onehandcrabbing April 4, 2013

fartpad

When you sit on your iPad and crack the screen (in more ways than one) and it makes a muffled fart noise you suddenly have a fartpad.

Hey don't sit on your iPad!
ooops.
Well, nice fartpad.

by onehandcrabbing December 12, 2013

Poopendickular

The right angle for anal sex.

Turn around and get poopendickular, babe.

by onehandcrabbing March 18, 2013

Fartyr

A person who willingly takes the blame for a fart when it wasn't theirs, especially to protect the true farter from suffering unbearable embarrassment.

I was with Julie at her swearing in ceremony when she ripped a thunderclap. I quickly became a fartyr for her!

by onehandcrabbing October 28, 2012

donkey barbeque

An ass-chewing. A verbal reprimand.

Mike didn't finish the project by deadline.

Uh oh, There's going to be a donkey barbeque.

by onehandcrabbing December 6, 2013

tootology

The needless or unwelcome repetition of a fart.

When someone farts and everyone laughs so they fart again, but no one thinks it's funny the second time is an example of tootology.

by onehandcrabbing October 10, 2012

SMILE

Similar to MILF, SMILE is an acronym for Sex Muffin I'd Like to Eat.

That woman has an amazing SMILE.

No doubt. She looks delicious.

by onehandcrabbing December 12, 2013