onehandcrabbing's definitions

Whatasmell

The odor that lingers in a room or car and sometimes on a person for several hours after a whataburger has been consumed.

Non-Texan: Whoa, what's that stink?!

Texan: Whatasmell. Someone's been chowing on Whataburger.

by onehandcrabbing November 13, 2012

Geneva Convention Violating Dip

When you lose a chip in a dip, so you send in a rescue chip, but the dip breaks that chip too you have Geneva Convention Violating Dip.

Oh no! I lost part of a chip in the dip and now the dip broke my rescue chip!

Wow, that's some Geneva Convention Violating Dip!

by onehandcrabbing October 13, 2013

Winter Olympics

The Olympics in which white Europeans can compete and win.

"I can't run as fast as those Kenyans or dive, flip and twist as well as those Asians!"

"You need to start training for the Winter Olympics, Sven."

by onehandcrabbing April 21, 2013

SMILE

Similar to MILF, SMILE is an acronym for Sex Muffin I'd Like to Eat.

That woman has an amazing SMILE.

No doubt. She looks delicious.

by onehandcrabbing December 12, 2013

Poopendage

When your poop is out of your butt, but still attached to your anus you have a poopendage.

I had a big poopendage for a minute or two before it fell off!

by onehandcrabbing March 12, 2013

Dallass-Fart Worth

A place in Texas where many cross-country airline flights stop for connections and a particularly excellent place for a mid-trip dump.

Woman: Oh dear, I'm feeling like I need to drop the kids off at the pool.

Man: We'll be landing in Dallass-Fart Worth shortly and you can bend a biscuit there.

by onehandcrabbing November 29, 2011

toothole

A hilarious and acceptable way for kids to call other kids assholes.

Dad, Paisley said she wasn't going to be my friend anymore.

Call her a toothole.

Haha. That sounds funny. Ok, daddy.

by onehandcrabbing January 28, 2014