What Does The Fox Say?

Girlfriend: I forgot my toothbrush, so I used yours.
Boyfriend: What does the fox say?
by onehandcrabbing October 28, 2013
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Bengay Challenge

Any man worth the hair on his balls knows that the cinnamon challenge is for pussies. A much older and more venerable challenge is the Bengay Challenge. It has been attempted in fraternity houses and college dorms for generations.

The challenge: Take about a tablespoon of Bengay and apply it to your testicles.
Bengay Challenge classic tagline: "Are you a man or have you Bengay?" Put Bengay on your balls and we'll find out!"
by onehandcrabbing August 31, 2012
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donkey barbeque

An ass-chewing. A verbal reprimand.
Mike didn't finish the project by deadline.

Uh oh, There's going to be a donkey barbeque.
by onehandcrabbing December 06, 2013
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fartpad

When you sit on your iPad and crack the screen (in more ways than one) and it makes a muffled fart noise you suddenly have a fartpad.
Hey don't sit on your iPad!
ooops.
Well, nice fartpad.
by onehandcrabbing December 12, 2013
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Fartilepsy

A disorder marked by abnormal abdominal discharges from the ass and typically manifested by sudden, brief episodes of diminished sphincter control, involuntary flatulence, and sometimes severe anal explosions.
Tobin would be a great guy to date, but he does suffer from fartilepsy so be forewarned.
by onehandcrabbing November 29, 2011
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Hotter than Hades

A typical if not overused description of Texas in the summertime.
Texan: Dadgum! It's hotter than Hades out here.
by onehandcrabbing May 30, 2012
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