onehandcrabbing's definitions

bitchsitter

A person who comes over to be with your wife (usually another bitch) to keep her from whining and complaining while you go out with the guys.

Hey man, do you want to go with us to Hooters and then over to the new club?

Absolutely! I just need to get a bitchsitter.

by onehandcrabbing December 14, 2013

Buttultimately

adv. from the end : what precedes comes from the speaker's end or ass because of vanity or pride and what follows is more or less the actual truth of the matter.

I thought seriously about going to Harvard buttultimately attended the local junior college.

Our defense played their hearts out and really showed determination buttultimately we couldn't stop the run and they kept scoring.

by onehandcrabbing January 17, 2012

toothole

A hilarious and acceptable way for kids to call other kids assholes.

Dad, Paisley said she wasn't going to be my friend anymore.

Call her a toothole.

Haha. That sounds funny. Ok, daddy.

by onehandcrabbing January 28, 2014

Fartosis of the Louvre

A condition that causes excess gas around fine art.

I was enjoying the Mona Lisa when I was hit with a bad case of fartosis of the Louvre and had to run for the exit.

by onehandcrabbing September 26, 2012

Bengay Challenge

Any man worth the hair on his balls knows that the cinnamon challenge is for pussies. A much older and more venerable challenge is the Bengay Challenge. It has been attempted in fraternity houses and college dorms for generations.

The challenge: Take about a tablespoon of Bengay and apply it to your testicles.

Bengay Challenge classic tagline: "Are you a man or have you Bengay?" Put Bengay on your balls and we'll find out!"

by onehandcrabbing August 31, 2012

Pooplexed

Confused as shit.

Dude, do you understand that woman?

Nope, she has me pooplexed.

by onehandcrabbing April 25, 2013

tootology

The needless or unwelcome repetition of a fart.

When someone farts and everyone laughs so they fart again, but no one thinks it's funny the second time is an example of tootology.

by onehandcrabbing October 10, 2012