Fartesian

Of or relating to the philosophy of farts.

I think therefore I am is Cartesian. I fart therefore I am is Fartesian.

by onehandcrabbing December 18, 2013

Fartissimo

1. Noun: An extremely loud and powerful fart that commands admiration and deference.

2. Adj: Shockingly loud, commanding - used especially as a description of farts.

The conductor raised his hands as the audience quieted in anticipation and to their profound amazement he unleashed a fartissimo!

Greg made a strong effort and managed a good loud fart, but Jacob's was fartissimo!

by onehandcrabbing November 15, 2011

Felix Baumgardner

The boy who jumped... and lived.

Felix Baumgardner jumped from the edge of space at 128,000 feet setting a new world record.

There's Felix the Cat and there's Felix who didn't Splat.

by onehandcrabbing October 15, 2012

Whatasmell

The odor that lingers in a room or car and sometimes on a person for several hours after a whataburger has been consumed.

Non-Texan: Whoa, what's that stink?!

Texan: Whatasmell. Someone's been chowing on Whataburger.

by onehandcrabbing June 01, 2012

toothole

A hilarious and acceptable way for kids to call other kids assholes.

Dad, Paisley said she wasn't going to be my friend anymore.

Call her a toothole.

Haha. That sounds funny. Ok, daddy.

by onehandcrabbing January 28, 2014

Easter

Spanish word meaning: Mexicans to the park!

Wow, the park is full of Mexicans. It must be easter.

by onehandcrabbing January 13, 2012

Luger

1. Someone who dons a helmet and colored body condom and slides down a slippery chute as fast as possible on a sled.

2. Someone who competes in the luge.

"What kind of athlete are you?"

"I am a luger."

"Yes, yes you are."

by onehandcrabbing April 05, 2013