by onehandcrabbing January 17, 2012
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by onehandcrabbing December 17, 2013
Get the Poople mug.Any man worth the hair on his balls knows that the cinnamon challenge is for pussies. A much older and more venerable challenge is the Bengay Challenge. It has been attempted in fraternity houses and college dorms for generations.
The challenge: Take about a tablespoon of Bengay and apply it to your testicles.
The challenge: Take about a tablespoon of Bengay and apply it to your testicles.
Bengay Challenge classic tagline: "Are you a man or have you Bengay?" Put Bengay on your balls and we'll find out!"
by onehandcrabbing August 31, 2012
Get the Bengay Challenge mug.A phrase that means having terrible diarrhea that is difficult to contain and tends to splatter back on the sufferer as if shitting into the wind.
by onehandcrabbing December 01, 2011
Get the Three Shits to the Wind mug.The odor that lingers in a room or car and sometimes on a person for several hours after a whataburger has been consumed.
by onehandcrabbing November 13, 2012
Get the Whatasmell mug.In presidential politics: to pick a vice presidential candidate who hurts your campaign more than helps it and then then to subsequently sink your campaign completely by making an ill-advised or ridiculous statement in September before the election.
Named for John McCain and Mitt Romney who both achieved the feat.
Named for John McCain and Mitt Romney who both achieved the feat.
John McCain vice presidential pick: Sarah Palin. September announcement to suspend his campaign to go back to Washington to work on the financial crisis.
Mitt Romney vice presidential pick: Paul Ryan. September criticism of U.S. embassy while it was then currently under attack and mistakenly accusing the current administration of pandering to terrorists.
Our vice presidential candidate is dragging us down. Let's carefully stay on message this September so we don't commit a Romcainey.
Mitt Romney vice presidential pick: Paul Ryan. September criticism of U.S. embassy while it was then currently under attack and mistakenly accusing the current administration of pandering to terrorists.
Our vice presidential candidate is dragging us down. Let's carefully stay on message this September so we don't commit a Romcainey.
by onehandcrabbing September 13, 2012
Get the Romcainey mug.I was going to the kitchen to get another beer, but David's fartification was too formidable.
I asked Robert what he thought about my opinion and his fartification was more poignant than his words.
I asked Robert what he thought about my opinion and his fartification was more poignant than his words.
by onehandcrabbing November 29, 2011
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