nomanito's definitions

brothel

Where paying for sex is a short term transaction rather than a long term soul-consuming commitment.

John: Let's go to the brothel I got my first pay check!

Oliver: I'm your dad son; this is not okay!

by nomanito May 20, 2016

Hufflepuffed

When you outsmoke your dealer, but now you got one puff of the magic grass to huffle.

Harry: Wooooah Ron! You really hufflepuffed Hedwig? I'm hufflin' from just one puff!

Ron: Oh my god Harry, did I?! Blimey! Hedwig pass me some peppermint toads to get sober :(

Hedwig: Whadafak you guys! I'm just an owl B-<

by nomanito January 18, 2017

Broper

A bro who gropes.

Charlie: Man, is MJ really a broper?

Sheen: Maybe he's a gang banger you never know...I dunno bro, let's hug it out!

by nomanito September 23, 2016

English

A language Samuel L. Jackson speaks.

"English Motherfucker! Do You Speak It!?"

Or as Samuel L. Jackson would say in Kingsman: The Secret Service:

"Englis Motherfucker! Do You Speak Ith?"

by nomanito May 14, 2016

Inshallah

The muslim way of saying no or never.

Bae: Are you sure you're going to marry me? We've already done it all.

Nae: Inshallah, I will!

by nomanito December 20, 2018

Bewra

A stinging term (pierces the heart) for a sharabi (alcoholic in English). Not to be confused with bharwa, another stinging term which only a small population in South Asia truly understands, but the hurt is universal.

Viku: Chal uth salay! Tere jaisa bewra nahi dekha tou puri raat peekay saara din sota ho!

Matre: Ayyy bharwe! Bewra nahi bolne ka mere ko!

Viku: sniff *ok* sniff

by nomanito October 7, 2016

Booty

The final stage in the evolution of a butt.

Flat (you're spanking bones) > Petite (awww it's cute) > Apple (nice to eat and look) > Bubble (Instagram certified thicc) > Booty (ticket to rap videos)

Best served with skinny jeans, leggings and yoga pants.

Nicki: Boy you got a nice booty on you!

Minhaj: Boo, I'm Hassan Minhaj, I've got everything nice going on!

by nomanito March 15, 2019