A man who is just wow.
Not to be confused with woman, which is similar to man in terms of species, but better.
Not to be confused with woman, which is similar to man in terms of species, but better.
by nomanito March 14, 2019
Also known as tablecloth or ironing cloth in South Asia, especially Pakistan. Repurposed as a cleaning tool after wear and tear.
Super: Hey Mom, I'm going out. How does this checkered shirt look?
Supermom: It looks good son, but it has some curry on it. And how are we going to eat now?
Supermom: It looks good son, but it has some curry on it. And how are we going to eat now?
by nomanito June 19, 2019
The knockout blow to win a nerd-off where you use Google to put people in their place...for a couple of seconds until everyone forgets about it.
Julie: Yahoo! I just Google Punched you, you asshole!
Linda: Well turns out you're wrong and you're getting Bing punted for this!
Julie: Woah! Wrong?! Well I've Ask Jeeves about it!
Linda: Well turns out you're wrong and you're getting Bing punted for this!
Julie: Woah! Wrong?! Well I've Ask Jeeves about it!
by nomanito September 18, 2016
Zara: *sobs* That's a tearible design Versace, what were you thinking? *sobs*
Versace: Why does Gucci get a pass then?
Zara: Because o-
Gucci: Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang
Versace: Why does Gucci get a pass then?
Zara: Because o-
Gucci: Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang
by nomanito April 01, 2019
A stimulating juice for making love that looks & feels like the juice a man excretes while making love.
Not to be confused with moisturiser/lotion, which also looks & feels like the juice a man excretes but is often used for making love with one's own self.
Not to be confused with moisturiser/lotion, which also looks & feels like the juice a man excretes but is often used for making love with one's own self.
Dick: Alllllll riiiiiiiiiiight, time to put some lube and get down with some groove!
Pound: Just get the lotion, you're talking to yourself, so leave the commotion.
Pound: Just get the lotion, you're talking to yourself, so leave the commotion.
by nomanito December 30, 2016
"English Motherfucker! Do You Speak It!?"
Or as Samuel L. Jackson would say in Kingsman: The Secret Service:
"Englis Motherfucker! Do You Speak Ith?"
Or as Samuel L. Jackson would say in Kingsman: The Secret Service:
"Englis Motherfucker! Do You Speak Ith?"
by nomanito May 14, 2016
A bro who gropes.
Charlie: Man, is MJ really a broper?
Sheen: Maybe he's a gang banger you never know...I dunno bro, let's hug it out!
Sheen: Maybe he's a gang banger you never know...I dunno bro, let's hug it out!
by nomanito September 23, 2016