Tearible

So terrible that you wanna tear up.
Zara: *sobs* That's a tearible design Versace, what were you thinking? *sobs*

Versace: Why does Gucci get a pass then?

Zara: Because o-

Gucci: Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang
by nomanito April 01, 2019
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English

"English Motherfucker! Do You Speak It!?"

Or as Samuel L. Jackson would say in Kingsman: The Secret Service:

"Englis Motherfucker! Do You Speak Ith?"
by nomanito May 14, 2016
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Booty

The final stage in the evolution of a butt.

Flat (you're spanking bones) > Petite (awww it's cute) > Apple (nice to eat and look) > Bubble (Instagram certified thicc) > Booty (ticket to rap videos)

Best served with skinny jeans, leggings and yoga pants.
Nicki: Boy you got a nice booty on you!

Minhaj: Boo, I'm Hassan Minhaj, I've got everything nice going on!
by nomanito March 15, 2019
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bhenchod

It's like the exclamation point at the middle or end of every sentence for people mostly from South Asia.
David: Hey man how you doing?

Amir: Not good bhenchod

David: Woah bhenchod

Amir: What bhenchod?
by nomanito May 08, 2016
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Checkered Shirt

Also known as tablecloth or ironing cloth in South Asia, especially Pakistan. Repurposed as a cleaning tool after wear and tear.
Super: Hey Mom, I'm going out. How does this checkered shirt look?

Supermom: It looks good son, but it has some curry on it. And how are we going to eat now?
by nomanito June 20, 2019
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Lube

A stimulating juice for making love that looks & feels like the juice a man excretes while making love.

Not to be confused with moisturiser/lotion, which also looks & feels like the juice a man excretes but is often used for making love with one's own self.
Dick: Alllllll riiiiiiiiiiight, time to put some lube and get down with some groove!
Pound: Just get the lotion, you're talking to yourself, so leave the commotion.
by nomanito December 30, 2016
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Inshallah

The muslim way of saying no or never.
Bae: Are you sure you're going to marry me? We've already done it all.

Nae: Inshallah, I will!
by nomanito December 20, 2018
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