CZL

Condition Zero League

A small league of gamers based on the counter-strike condition zero modification of the popular half-life game. Run by a 15 year old kid out of Canada who has a complete misconception as to how the world works and has stolen most all of his ideas from CAL. One of the most poorly run leagues in all of E-Sports and a complete compliment to the way GameSurge is run.
Any poorly run sports league in existance, except worse.
by Mikey June 30, 2006
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Ricer

Any vehicle whether its import, domestic, 4 cylinder, 6 cylinder, or even 8 cylinder that has been raped by excessive use of stickers, "shopping cart" rear spoilers, fart cannons, bmw "fish gills", useless hood scoops, and/or clear/Altezza tailights. The term has nothing to do with the amount of horsepower the vehicle has, but the amount of garbage the person puts on the exterior of the car.
One time I saw this Mustang GT ricer that had a fish gills and a "Powered by Mustang" sticker on the back window, even though it should have read "Powered by Ford"
by Mikey August 19, 2003
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century sam

a cheap cigar used to roll marijuana blunts
yo i' m fiending lets roll a fat blunt up crack that century sam boy!
by mikey May 31, 2004
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Debate

The act of purposely arguing with someone you know will never agree with you and being ok with that because you feel the same way. See argueyellabuse fun
I'm right, no i'm right. Anarchist . . .
Bush Lover!
by Mikey December 11, 2003
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cell phone

something that way too many 12 year olds have. something that is nice to have, but is not a necessity for everyday life.
why do you need a cellphone. give people a chance to miss you.
by mikey May 13, 2005
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kwan

Teacher: back in the 1600's
Student: Shutup bitch i dont wanna hear your kwan
by Mikey March 04, 2005
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Uncle Jack

To find a small creature and to put it in any hole you have, while singing Stronger by Britney spears
Nick found a bullfrog and proceded to Uncle Jack with it
by Mikey December 01, 2004
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