mikey's definitions

crib

residence; often located in one's hood

Damn, bitch, get yo fly ass over to my crib!

by Mikey March 23, 2003

hillbillyshitkicker

A person under the nick name of hillbilly who goes round kicking shit. Can be related to scouts summercamp's where there is a hike and people called ollie kick big piles of horse shit in the middle of the road. also a great insult.

'your a hillbillyshitkicker,stu,ha ha'

by Mikey November 6, 2004

suck

To not do anything productive

Man, I really sucked it up yesturday.

by Mikey November 4, 2004

bati

a name used by ragae singers to degrade fags

"you are the bati man"---Sublime

by Mikey October 16, 2003

turbopants

Shockingly, derived from the separate english words "turbo" and "pants." Together this combination yields a description of an adorable girlfriend who can both be exquisite and elegant, yet at the same time fall out of her chair and have trouble walking from place to place.

Look at that beautiful girl walking down the... OH NO, are you ok there turbopants?

by Mikey January 19, 2005

wreck

adjective describing somebody who isn't looking too good.

'whoa.. you're a wreck man!'

by mikey May 16, 2004

kick in the nuts

it hurts, you fall down and cant get up

lads fear a kick in the nuts from their girlfriends

by mikey June 20, 2003