mikey's definitions

rim job

This is when someone licks someone else's asshole (usually in a circular motion).

Tom gives rim jobs for crack.

by Mikey February 19, 2003

pvan

P-Van is a place were parties happen and ya-yo and mad blunts are blazed...the owner of this troy troy

remember the day wen we blew mad yay and blazed mad blunts at the light kid...-Mike

by Mikey March 15, 2004

gizz

what comes out of a penis

he gizz on her neck and gave her a pearl necklace

by mikey October 28, 2003

grumpied

to have defecated somewhere

I just grumpied all over the place

by Mikey May 13, 2005

Cluffle

When everything is a complete waste of time!

God working at wants is a total bunch of cluffle!

Jesus christ what a load of cluffle!

by Mikey April 20, 2004

frieze

A squirrely young virgin (male) who often spends his days diving for oysters and gets no oral in return from his greedy but beatiful lover. Suffering from immense sexual frustration, he often relieves himself with excessive, chafing masturbation.

Hey Frieze, quit d-jackin, man. Your wang's going to fall off.

Oh man, frieze. That skank blue-balled you again, huh?

by Mikey July 11, 2003

Ricer

Any vehicle whether its import, domestic, 4 cylinder, 6 cylinder, or even 8 cylinder that has been raped by excessive use of stickers, "shopping cart" rear spoilers, fart cannons, bmw "fish gills", useless hood scoops, and/or clear/Altezza tailights. The term has nothing to do with the amount of horsepower the vehicle has, but the amount of garbage the person puts on the exterior of the car.

One time I saw this Mustang GT ricer that had a fish gills and a "Powered by Mustang" sticker on the back window, even though it should have read "Powered by Ford"

by Mikey August 19, 2003